#simple rambles

[symbiosisly]

Superman thinking him and Batman are courting, while Batman thinks they are bitter rivals.

Superman drops off some pretty flowers for Batman one day ‘To Batman xox Superman’ (he’s so brave - very proud of himself). Bruce immediately googles all the flowers in it to try and work out the meaning.

“Gazania’s represent wealth and Richness.. It has moon flowers in it. Moon… it’s currently a waning moon… *GASP* he knows I’m Bruce Wayne.”

“Sir maybe he just liked the look of the flowers-“

“BEGONIA’S MEAN BEWARE ALFRED! He knows my identity and he is BLACKMAILING me!”

“What about the note, sir. He signed it x o x ”

“It’s one of those ‘emoticons’ Alfred! Two x’s for dead eyes and the o is the surprised mouth. My god he’s going to kill me and he thinks I’ll never see it coming.”

Superman is leaving every encounter kicking his feet and writing Clark Batman Kent in his diary, while Batman is updating his will and preparing to wage a war against a god.

[symbiosisly]

Silly little Vulcan Biology head canon hour: Sharpened, fang like canines is recessive trait in Vulcans. It is considered an unfortunate and demeaning quirk of biology, and so all Vulcan’s who have them undergo a procedure as a child to have them smoothed out. Similar, to the removal of wisdom teeth in humans.

It’s an interesting bit of mostly unknown pub trivia

Until, of course, Spock gets most of his teeth knocked out following an unfortunate first contact. Modern technology means it’s an easy enough process to regrow, only what comes out is not the flat teeth Bones is used to, nor even the slightly pointed canines Spock remembered from childhood, but the full grown fangs of an adult Vulcan who is CLEARLY showing off their feline ancestory.

Now Bones in a doctor, not a dentist, and the onboard dentist has only been trained in basic Vulcan hygiene not complicated species-specific dental surgery

Due to the presence of Vulcan’s meld point and general psychic capabilities, any sort of surgery on a Vulcan’s facial area is extremely risky and only can be done by a specialist on Vulcan itself. Since it is technically an elective (but major) surgery, the wait time is atrocious and the time off difficult to get, so Spock just had to make do.

Cue Bones struggling, ensigns who were already terrified of him shitting themselves, and Jim who finds himself mildly turned on and WILDLY confused about it.

[thetimeisnoon]

I've started to listen to Adele.

Her voice is so beautiful and powerful I want to cry.

[runestoning]

Some Blood elves were just casually erping in chat in Dalaran, but the worst part is that it's just really awkward. The girl keeps getting confused at what they guy is trying to say and I just feel sorry for them both.

[runestoning]

I love how the whole way through secondary school I complained about struggling with spellings and got no help (I got detentions instead, because of my spelling) But only three days in at college they find out I'm dyslexic

[jaylebird]

I don't really care about fifty shades of grey I just like the song cover of beyonce's song "Crazy in Love" But seriously, you couldn't even pay me to watch that movie.