#simple statements

[simple-statements]

Having a jewelry sale tomorrow.

[need-before-greed-blog]

You know, I’ve been keeping to myself a bit too much, I think. Perhaps I should speak up a bit and introduce myself to the new hires.

Hello, my name is Carl Balton or ‘ Bureaucratticus’ as your current employer has taken to calling me. I am head of the “Human Resources” branch of the Cult of the Mouth. It’s a pleasure to meet you, and if you need absolutely anything. Do not hesitate to ask.

[dogearedjewelry-blog]

Simple Statements

It's the jewelry you live in. The necklace you love best. Nothing could be easier! See how our #instafans are making their simple statements and then find yours! For more inspiration, follow our Simple Statements Pinterest board.       

find your simple statement

[strengthissubjective]

From my chiropractor

She told me one thing she heard that she used to get to where she wanted to be... "Do you want to make more money at the beginning of your career or the end?" "The end, obviously." "Well then you've got to do something so you can get to the end - you've got to start." I think I'm going to take this with me - let it be my new motivation.

[andrewgarfieldsbutch]

but guys if anyone ever wanted to write a lochte/phelps fic it would actually be really hard because like phelps that's easy he is a dumb lovable puppy he could totally love someone, make them laugh, etc.

but Ryan is just dumb

[talesofalife]

I kind of hate things

but I like cake a lot