hey, shark week's on

Carolyn. 32. || my gender is dyke can u dig it || i literally never left the tsn fandom

[dailyconnorstorrie]

Unseen picture of Connor for SNL by Mary Allen Matthews (via hudconupdates_)

[brawngp2009]

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

[stonermossprince]

phil collins really put his whole Pussy into the tarzan soundtrack

[diamondseaside]

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

[lavenderprose]

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

[wovi]

[depsidase]

[vesnuszki]

so this smirk means everything to me actually

[clytemnestraaa]

u all should reblog this and tell me what song you thought was the deepest shit ever at 11 years old lol. i’ll go first it was dear mister president by the dixie chicks and also what if god was one of us by joan osborne

[kateantropova]

Hudson Williams @ Milan Fashion Week

[naryamirie]

just saw this personal ad from 1966 (sourced here) and god. this is really it

[wow-the-hockey-show]

Mother and son in another (incredible) universe

[deletiaclementine]

Do you think David Hollander knows to be grateful he just caught them playing grab ass because if he had been even like three minutes later he would have walked in to a very different scene

[aerithpilled]

the butch/femme scene of 1990s san francisco by chloe sherman

[allesfresser]

Ilya Rozanov, still on the ice, looking very concerned—

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

canada dry // good russian vodka

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day