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Oh, I know that you think it’s just a fantasy~ But since he fled his cell, He could use a guy like me!

Jonathan Crane is drivin’ me insane! He’s all I want, and I can’t com-plain!

Johnny can’t you see? You’re just the guy for me!

I know it’s such a pain, but- I’m in love with Jonathan Crane!

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Imagine: (I guess this could be romantic or platonic?)

   Your F/O and you hearing a huge storm starting to rage on outside. Suddenly, you get a tornado watch alarm on your phone/other device and start panicking. You can’t really leave your house, nor do you even really have anywhere in your house to go to be safe from a tornado, it simply wasn’t built for it.

   While you’re panicking, your F/O realizes how awfully this is bothering you. They quickly convince you as the storm gets even worse that you both should at least go into the bathroom to wait it out, and as you both sit in the bathtub/shower together, listening to the high-speed winds and thunder outside, they’re whispering to you and comforting you the whole time.

   Somehow, you managed to fall asleep in their embrace, and you wake up the next morning still in the bathtub, the storm long gone, and your F/O having fell asleep sometime after you did. They’re still fast asleep, sitting in there with you the whole time, and later you find out they only fell asleep after the storm started to calm down and they knew you were both safe.

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   Imagine if you woke up one morning to find that you apparently slept weird on your neck. You wake up and can’t even move your head in a certain direction without feeling like your going to break something.

   Now imagine your F/O notices this. They get you a warm patch to place on the area of interest, maybe they even decide to try massaging your neck for you.

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“Imagine your F/O kisses you awake. UwU” “Imagine falling asleep with your F/O and waking up in their arms.”

   I read stuff like that and remember that I sleep like I’m fucking dead. Completely unresponsive, can’t be woken up (I’ve slept through a lot of crazy stuff before), and taking breaths so shallow that I’ve honestly scared people into thinking I was actually dead before, lol.

   Sometimes though, it’ll end up being the exact opposite: You can’t stop me from moving around or talking in my sleep. There’s never an in-between, it’s always either ‘I’m basically in a coma’ or ‘You’re stuck in my beartrap-like grip as I toss and turn with you in bed talking loudly in my sleep about random bullshit.’

   And after remembering that, I just- My F/Os would hate having to sleep with me. They might be really excited about it at first, but then they’d either end up being shoved/kicked off the bed by accident, kept up by my in-sleep ramblings, or wake up and nearly have a heart-attack after thinking I might’ve died in my sleep. Fun!

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Let’s talk about these two AUs

Not including the base/vanilla universes where my S/I’s are just there, I’m talking the other ones.

The ‘universes’ I mention below are basically just universes involving all of my F/Os all together with me. I came up with these two and decided why not, let’s share em.

Universe #1: -Comfort Condo!-

This universe is one based on an old comic I saw years ago that I can’t find anymore. In this universe, I live in a condo with all of my romantic F/Os (Polyamory ftw). This results in a lot of chaos. I like to imagine it like a sitcom, like FRIENDS or That 70′s show? Or maybe even Brooklyn 99? As an added plus, platonic and familial F/Os also act as my friends or family members in this universe. (Characters with different iterations that I also have as F/O’s just swap between versions every so often, though they usually take the form of the one I have the most connection with.) (Feel free to use this idea if you’d like, btw!)

Universe #2: -Paws ‘n Claws!-

I made one specifically for the marvel universe as well, but this is a bit more specific. Me and my F/Os are the pets of a bunch of people who live on the same street in the neighborhood. Loki is Thor’s childhood pet cat, Scarecrow is Harley’s pet horse, for instance. Meanwhile, I’m a random fox that just pulled up to the neighborhood. This one is mostly fluff and comedy-centric.

Me = Random wild fox that just digs through people’s trash (Red fox) Aaravos = Viren’s pet owl (Great horned) Jonathan = Harley’s pet horse (Arabian) Loki = Thor’s pet cat (Oriental shorthair) Pietro = Wanda’s pet dog (Greyhound) Connor = Hank’s pet dog (German Shepherd) Shigaraki = Deku’s pet lizard (Crocodile monitor) Keigo = Endeavor’s pet hawk (Red-tailed) Newt = Tina’s pet badger (European) Prince Stolas = Blitzo’s pet Owl (Great horned) N = Ghetsis’ pet fox (Silver) Doctor 10 = Rose’s pet cat (Egyptian mau) Doctor 11 = Amy and Rory’s pet cat (Abyssinian) Miguel = Tulio’s pet dog (Mutt) Rook = Ben’s pet cat (Norwegian forest) Striker = Stella’s pet lizard (Mexican mole) Sniper = Dr Ludwig’s pet hawk (Black kite) Cole Cassidy = Some random wolf/dog that lives in the area. (Wolf-dog)