"Hmmm, maybe I should have a shirtless day at home, too."

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"Hmmm, maybe I should have a shirtless day at home, too."
it was my birthday on sept. 23! some love in my inbox would truly be appreciated <3
Are you a dom or a sub?
"I-I um..." Scor's already turning a vibrant shade of blue in the cheeks, mouth plate clamping tightly shut, "I do not think that this evaluation is... It is not, um—"
"Oh just SAY you're a sub already, Biggus Scorpus!" Defib belts out a laugh while patting his brother on the robust back as the larger bot shrinks down like he wants to vanish, "I on the other hand am very happy with my results."
"I mean it's no surprise that I'm a man of the people~"
"B-Brother, please—"
"HA! Ease up, Scor. I'm only joking. What about you, Rippie?"
Riptide Woman has a look of DEATH on her face, glaring at her results.
"It called me an INFANT!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM ANY CHALLENGE AND WILL NOT STAND FOR ANY ACCUSATION—"
"Okay but when was your last date, sissy?"
"........"
"........"
"You should run, Defib—"
"Don't have to tell me twice!!!" 🏃🏾♂️💨
Tagged by: @renegaderobotics
Tagging: Anyone who's still in their pjs! Or just wants to.
Fuck It, Mer-May Requests Open
In celebration of Mer-May I’m opening up for requests that fit the theme. Mermaid AUs of non-mermaid-related fandoms (ex. merformers), characters with fish-like features (ex. Kisame Hishigaki, Salvatore Moreau, Abe Sapien, Sidon), and generic non-fandom mermaid bf/gf requests are welcome. Also not restricted to just the examples I gave; as long as the request feasibly fits the theme then it is allowed.
Not sure how long I will keep requests open. The earliest I might close the inbox would be Sunday May 8th 10:00 pm EST but I might leave it open for a week or maybe even the whole month depending on how many requests I get. Whenever I do make a decision I will update my header and make a post notifying everyone that they are closed.
I will not be able to answer every request I get. I’ll pick a reasonable handful of requests that inspire me and probably bust some out through the month when I feel well enough to write. Even if I close requests earlier I will likely still be spending the rest of the month answering Mer-May requests. The requests I am unable to answer within the span of the month will be deleted (unless it’s something I REALLY want to write).
But yeah, that’s it. Go nuts and happy Mer-May.
"Sexcapades. Now. Please?"
Mason looks down at Bill's pants and shrugs, "Okay."
Yeah, the two basically do it without much concern or thought over the blood spattered on his face like he's just killed some Karen or Kyle or some shit.
Top? Bottom? Or switch?
"Myself and Aarrrgh are both switch. Though Aarrrgh is the more dominate one."
💋
It’s Sinday! Send 💋 to straight up kiss my muse!
He had some courage.. and maybe someone had spiked the strangely fresh eggnog. But Harry began walking towards her, smiling that usual sly smile that shown he was up to no good..
Only when he was close enough did he kiss her full on the lips with all his love behind it. And yes he expected one hell of a slap or a punishment for kissing his captain without permission but that was for future Harry to deal with.
Blue eyes closed as he kissed her, only to finally pull away from what felt like an hour when really it was just a second or so.
23? 👀
Caught