Let's Stay Tuned!

[letsstaytuned]

"Let's establish some rules, shall we?"

This blog is a semi-selective, mutuals only RP blog for Alastor and Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel. Here are a few things to know!

Mun is 40+ years old; please address me as Selph

Please be 21+ to interact with me. Hazbin Hotel is an ADULT animation show. There will be references to violence, sex, drugs, cursing and all kinds of other adult things so 21+ is required.

No drama llamas.

No god-modding.

This is considered an independent blog, meaning most relationships are in their own separate universe. There are a few exceptions but if an ask is sent about a specific universe, please specify or you'll likely get the default universe.

Also with asks, please specify if it's for Charlie, Alastor or both, or I would will make an executive decision on who will answer.

I will do my best to tag things in general, but if I am not tagging something that bothers you, please nicely mention it to me so I can correct that.

If we're mutuals and I attempt to RP with you a few times and you either keep dropping or ignoring my threads, after a couple reminders, I'm going to assume you're not interested in interacting and I will unfollow you. If I followed you it's because I'm interested in interacting with you!

I've been writing these characters since 2019; if I have a pre-established relationship with you already, great! If not, or if you want a reset, the writing may be a little different due to the show release.

No magic anons please. I find it hard sometimes to keep up with them.

Talk to me if you ever have questions or concerns!

[letsstaytuned]

"Yeah, he's fun," Niffty smiled big, being fond of Alastor.

The maid looked back down at the piece of paper and started to read again. "Would you like to go out on a date with him tomorrow night?"

She gasped and looked up at her with surprise, clearly not having read this beforehand. "Would you???"

"You two would have the cutest babies. They'd be like strawberry ice cream with strawberry chunks in them," Niffty added, picturing cute fluffy pink babies with bits of red.

[rxgnofiglia]

A small snort rumbled from the back of her throat at the next question. Ah, well, there you go. Really, though ... What was this, high school? Afraid of being rejected face to face? Obviously he isn't shy.

This had to be some sort of theatric joke of some kind or another ... Or just him wanting her to think him the sort. Ah well, didn't really matter at the moment, did it?

If his goal was to make her just the more curious about what the hell is deal is, well, it certainly did work!

Not like she would've turned him down if he asked her himself.

However, when Niffty would continue on in excitement, Molly would begin to burst out into laughter. "Ya' know what, doll? Make sure you tell'em you said that," Molly began, giving Niffty a wink. "You can also tell'em that lucky for 'im my schedule is entirely free tomorra' night." Her schedule is ... Usually always free, really, but, neither he or Niffty needed to know about that.

[letsstaytuned]

"Okay!" Niffty declared and scurried off just as quickly as she had shown up.

Later that evening she gave Alastor the report, being sure to add what Molly told her to.

"And then I told her that you two would have the cutest babies like strawberry ice cream with strawberry chunks in them, eheheh," she gave a little laugh.

Alastor's eye twitched at that as he looked down at her. "We are not having babies, Niffty."

"We'll see about that, hehe," she gave an evil little chuckle.

Alastor's ears flattened back. "There will be no babies," he reiterated.

"Okaaaaaay~!" she replied in a sing song voice, obviously not believing him.

This response was met with a grumble and some static noises from a grump looking Radio Demon.

[letsstaytuned]

"I like the bad boys, ehehehehe," Niffty gave an evil little chuckle, adding her two cents in.

"Nope, nope, nope," she shook her head at the question and went back to looking at the paper. She wasn't supposed to reveal who provided the script.

"Next question," she said starting to read again slowly. "What do you think of Alastor?"

She looked up at Molly again expectantly.

[rxgnofiglia]

Molly blinked rapidly, trying not to burst out into laughter at the next question. Instead, she just began to look around the room. Surely this had to be some sort of joke, right? Or expecting Alastor to be hiding behind something to really tie this comedic set up together nicely.

"Well," Molly would begin. "I thought he'd be tha' type'a guy ta' ask a lady out 'imself instead of somethin' so silly." She smiled. "Though, I guess he is a guy full'a many sa'prises."

She'd cock her hip, lower arms crossing themselves. "But! Ova'all, I think he's a charma' 'n' inta'restin' guy. Real cute." Case in point being this entire charade at the moment.

[letsstaytuned]

"Yeah, he's fun," Niffty smiled big, being fond of Alastor.

The maid looked back down at the piece of paper and started to read again. "Would you like to go out on a date with him tomorrow night?"

She gasped and looked up at her with surprise, clearly not having read this beforehand. "Would you???"

"You two would have the cutest babies. They'd be like strawberry ice cream with strawberry chunks in them," Niffty added, picturing cute fluffy pink babies with bits of red.

[rxgnofiglia]

@letsstaytuned spun:

Niffty scurried over holding a piece of paper, stopping just in front of the spider. "Molly. I have some questions for you," she read from the paper her voice sounding like it was reading rather than speaking as her eye moved across the page. "What type of man-men," she corrected herself, "do you like?" She then looked up at her expectantly.

Molly quirked a brow as she watched Niffty scuttle her way over to her and begin to read off some sort of script ... It confused Molly, truthfully. Her eyes blinking in rapid succession as she stared down at the little cyclops who was waiting for an answer to the question that clearly wasn't her own.

"What type'a men I like?" she'd repeat, feeling a smirk pulling on her lips. "Well, I like ras'pectable men ... Holds'emself highly, well groomed, has some sorta standards. Also funny, gotta have a good sense'a huma'. Real charma' ... Has ra'spect for a dame."

Molly gave a small shrug of her lower arms. "Puttin' a gal on tha' spot like that makes it a lil' hard ta' ansa'!" Molly would conclude. She supposed those were some of the prominent traits she looks for in a man. Not like many of them ever last, anyway.

"Whose got'cha doin' surveys?" Molly then would go on to ask.

[letsstaytuned]

"I like the bad boys, ehehehehe," Niffty gave an evil little chuckle, adding her two cents in.

"Nope, nope, nope," she shook her head at the question and went back to looking at the paper. She wasn't supposed to reveal who provided the script.

"Next question," she said starting to read again slowly. "What do you think of Alastor?"

She looked up at Molly again expectantly.

[letsstaytuned]

After a lot of frosting, accompanied with a bottle of Gatorade courtesy of Michael, Charlie finally crashes out after a sugar rush curled up in a blanket on the sofa in the hotel lobby.

[alteregozowie]

"But....I wanted a cupcake...."

[letsstaytuned]

"You can keep the cupcake part but the frosting is MINE! MWHAHAHA!"

[alteregozowie]

GASP!

"You're not Charlie! What have you done with her!? Who are you???"

[letsstaytuned]

"I am none other than the dastardly Danny Do-Bad! And I am holding the princess hostage until my demands of all the frosting off your cupcakes have been met!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[alteregozowie]

"You dastardly fiend! You might as well call them a muffin if you take the icing off like that!"

".....Wait, why would you hold Charlie hostage for this? How did she get captured? I have some questions - "

[letsstaytuned]

"Because I know the princess's friends would do anything for her! Even give up the frosting on their cupcakes!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[alteregozowie]

"What if I offered Husker? You can tie him to the train tracks! Then you can laugh maniacally and twirl your mustache! I get the cupcakes, and you get to be a villian!"

[letsstaytuned]

"I'm already the villain! Mwahahaha! Besides, I already did the whole tying Husk up to the train tracks thing," she waves a hand dismissively. "Give me the frosting or the princess gets it!"

[alteregozowie]

"Well you should do it again, because I missed it last time - "

"Why do want the icing so bad? Why not just take the whole cupcake?" What a strange vaudevillian. But he appreciated the old aesthetic at least. He couldn't help but wonder why they looked so familiar......

[letsstaytuned]

"You are being VERY difficult, Radio Demon! Because then I would simply be a thief and not a villain! To leave you with the cake part of the cupcake only is a dastardly thing to do!"

"This is your last chance! Give me the FROSTING!"

[alteregozowie]

"But....I wanted a cupcake...."

[letsstaytuned]

"You can keep the cupcake part but the frosting is MINE! MWHAHAHA!"

[alteregozowie]

GASP!

"You're not Charlie! What have you done with her!? Who are you???"

[letsstaytuned]

"I am none other than the dastardly Danny Do-Bad! And I am holding the princess hostage until my demands of all the frosting off your cupcakes have been met!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[alteregozowie]

"You dastardly fiend! You might as well call them a muffin if you take the icing off like that!"

".....Wait, why would you hold Charlie hostage for this? How did she get captured? I have some questions - "

[letsstaytuned]

"Because I know the princess's friends would do anything for her! Even give up the frosting on their cupcakes!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[alteregozowie]

"What if I offered Husker? You can tie him to the train tracks! Then you can laugh maniacally and twirl your mustache! I get the cupcakes, and you get to be a villian!"

[letsstaytuned]

"I'm already the villain! Mwahahaha! Besides, I already did the whole tying Husk up to the train tracks thing," she waves a hand dismissively. "Give me the frosting or the princess gets it!"

[alteregozowie]

"But....I wanted a cupcake...."

[letsstaytuned]

"You can keep the cupcake part but the frosting is MINE! MWHAHAHA!"

[alteregozowie]

GASP!

"You're not Charlie! What have you done with her!? Who are you???"

[letsstaytuned]

"I am none other than the dastardly Danny Do-Bad! And I am holding the princess hostage until my demands of all the frosting off your cupcakes have been met!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[alteregozowie]

"You dastardly fiend! You might as well call them a muffin if you take the icing off like that!"

".....Wait, why would you hold Charlie hostage for this? How did she get captured? I have some questions - "

[letsstaytuned]

"Because I know the princess's friends would do anything for her! Even give up the frosting on their cupcakes!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[letsstaytuned]

"The dastardly Danny Doooooo-Bad is here to eat all the frosting off of your cupcakes!"

[mxuntainsidemuses]

Micheal is squinting at his niece. "I umm...i dont know how to respond to this"

[letsstaytuned]

"Hand over the FROSTING!" Danny demanded.

[mxuntainsidemuses]

He is literally so confused. He holds out a a gatorade. "This is all i have"

[letsstaytuned]

"Fine. I will accept your offering this time but next time be better prepared!"

[letsstaytuned]

"It must be off of every cupcake! I demand the frosting and the crumbs that come from the cupcakes themselves!"

[derelictdread]

"alright. in that case you may have the frosting off of them, but not a single crumb." he half agrees as he's carefully sliding the frosting off of each cupcake onto a knife so he can make a big pile of it on a plate for her. "that is the price you must pay for being so dastardly."

[letsstaytuned]

"We'll see if you can manage that, hehehe. I predict crumbs in my future!" Danny said, watching him closely.

[alteregozowie]

"But....I wanted a cupcake...."

[letsstaytuned]

"You can keep the cupcake part but the frosting is MINE! MWHAHAHA!"

[alteregozowie]

GASP!

"You're not Charlie! What have you done with her!? Who are you???"

[letsstaytuned]

"I am none other than the dastardly Danny Do-Bad! And I am holding the princess hostage until my demands of all the frosting off your cupcakes have been met!"

"Now, hand it over!"

[letsstaytuned]

"Indeed I dooooo! Now hand over the frosting!"

[derelictdread]

"now now, wait a moment. first i must know if you are after the frosting off of every cupcake, so i know how much to take off, or would the bowl of leftover frosting be a sufficient substitute were i to hand that over to you instead?"

[letsstaytuned]

"It must be off of every cupcake! I demand the frosting and the crumbs that come from the cupcakes themselves!"

[alteregozowie]

"But....I wanted a cupcake...."

[letsstaytuned]

"You can keep the cupcake part but the frosting is MINE! MWHAHAHA!"

[letsstaytuned]

"You're.... not serious, right?"

[eldritchgrin]

"It's part of a protection spell. Now eat one,"

[letsstaytuned]

"Umm, n-no thank you," she replied, not having anticipated this.

[letsstaytuned]

"The dastardly Danny Doooooo-Bad is here to eat all the frosting off of your cupcakes!"

[mxuntainsidemuses]

Micheal is squinting at his niece. "I umm...i dont know how to respond to this"

[letsstaytuned]

"Hand over the FROSTING!" Danny demanded.

[letsstaytuned]

"The dastardly Danny Doooooo-Bad is here to eat all the frosting off of your cupcakes!"

[eldritchgrin]

"I put blood in the icing,"

[letsstaytuned]

"You're.... not serious, right?"

[letsstaytuned]

"The dastardly Danny Doooooo-Bad is here to eat all the frosting off of your cupcakes!"

[derelictdread]

"oh dear, and i have only just finished frosting those cupcakes as well! you certainly do have impeccable timing with your dastardly deeds, danny do-bad."

[letsstaytuned]

"Indeed I dooooo! Now hand over the frosting!"