ok so vhope au where they’re both in college and they’re at a party and both drunk as hell and taehyung is just walking around with a picture of hoseok on his phone (it’s his background) and he’s literally just barging into people’s conversations to show them like “look! this is my boyfriend hoseok! Isn’t he so pretty?? i love him so much- he's the best boyfriend ever!" "have you met hobi? no??? why?? he's an angel!" "look at how pretty my hobi is! he's so pretty! and he's so sweet too! did you know his favorite flowers are sunflowers? he looks so pretty holding sunflowers!" "hoseok is so perfect, and beautiful, and talented- you can't have him though! he's mine! i love him so so so much!"
and poor jimin, the designated driver and only sober one has to drag taehyung over to the couch ("yes i've met hoseok, i introduced you two." "yes he's very pretty taetae" "yes taetae i know you love him") and hoseok is already on the couch where's he's been telling an equally drunk and completely enraptured jeongguk about why taehyung's eyes are the prettiest in the world while jeongguk nods as enthusiastically as if he's listening to tony stark himself speak. jimin sighs at the loud yell that escapes taehyung as soon as he spots hoseok sitting on the couch and suddenly hoseok is tackled back onto the couch by all 62kg of kim taehyung as the younger presses sloppy kisses all over the dance major's face.
in all honesty jimin can't really be annoyed with them as he watches the way hoseok's face lights up like sunrise as he suddenly finds himself with an armful of taehyung who keeps slurring the exact same stuff he was saying earlier except now to it's intended audience.("i love you so much hobi" "did you know you look pretty when you hold sunflowers?" "you're so beautiful" "you're the prettiest sunshine in the world" "i love you so so much")
at this point hoseok is crying and kissing taehyung's cheeks every chance he gets and smiling like he's never been happier.
jimin grunts as jeongguk suddenly throws himself into the elders lap, wrapping his arms around jimin's neck as he sobs into his shoulders. "minnie- chimchim, i love you so much, you know that right? i love you so much- they're so cute." jimin laughs at his romance-weak boyfriend and pats his back reassuringly. "yes jeonggukie, i know."
