Whats up my little UwU shmoopy kitten??? Im charlie kirk and ive been lactating for my alpha and also i write an amazing story called sin.exe by Banana_Town and Space_Ducky on AO3 if you wanna check it out and also im a dirty little omega and ive been extra fertile and my pheromone production has been up so clearly im in heat... but... IM PREGNANT?!?!!?!??!?!?! How could i be in heat if im pregnant???? I cant let my alpha donald trump find out about this he cant know ive been fucking another alpha named dean withers on the side for 3 years... and also... i impregnated him too... if the news got out... that an omega made an alpha pregnant... them they would all have to read by ao3 fanfic!!!!!!! Its about tide detergent chan and chicken noodle soup chans epic love story and their childrens crasaaaazyyy plots and heists!!!!!! Its called sinmexe in ao3 and im making a webtoon comic version?!?!!?!??!?!! Go read it kitten UwU~~~~~~~
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chicken noodle soup chan x tide Detergent chan. THE DRAMA!!! Coming to wattpad soon!!!!!!! This was originally on AO3 by Banana_Town and Spa










