#since sliced bread

[scoups4lyfe]

BROOO....BROOOO.. BREAKING NEWS... wait sorry its me Hiromi -anon. Like always keeping you informed.Hiromi is getting a drama spin off named Dear Gaga.. also its trailer is out already.. if u Dont want to know when it's in the TIMELINE DONT READ AHEAD.. it apparently picks up after he falls from the cliff. They showed it in the trailer.

uHhhhh

HELLO?????

Dear Gaga…..:::

My guy-

YOOOOOOOO

WE KEEP WINNING!!!!!!

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

remembered

child me: Barney is cool

them: why? he’s just a dumb purple dinosaur

child me: he’s a T-rex. T-rexes can run up to 40 miles per hour, and because of their size and bite they don’t need to be super fast-- their size and strength takes down any other dinosaur. Barney is a friendly mutant.

them: uh-umm...

child me: Like Godzilla! Godzilla is like... his cousin!

them: Jasmine...no...

child me: ouo

[brokenpilot]

why is sliced bread one of the most important discoveries in history

[closertozayn-blog]

even if zayns album sucks yall know I’m fake as hell and I’m gonna act like its the best thing to have happened to the human race

[howtophil]

10 Ways I'm More Awesome Than Sliced Bread

10 Ways I'm More Awesome Than Sliced Bread:

01. Sliced bread is terrible at conversations. I rock conversations 02. Sliced bread will go straight to your thighs. I'll wait a while. 03. Sliced bread is cold and sealed in plastic. I'm warm and only sometimes sealed in plastic. 04. Sliced bread will go stale. I'm always getting fresh. 05. Sliced bread will mold. They broke the mold when they made me. 06. I'm a cut up, but sliced bread is just cut up. 07. You can eat sliced bread, but can sliced bread eat you? 08. Taking a bath with sliced bread is way more slimy than taking a bath with me - and it clogs the drains. 09. Sliced bread is terrible at Mario Cart. I'm... slightly less terrible. 10. Sliced bread can become toast, but I'm still hotter.

[jayderdicus]

Tumblr.....i really fuckign love you....please dont get rid of tumblr pro ever.

[georgedanielsz]

i am actually about to pass out nobody understands

[helplolimsolost]

I find that, though Armin isn't a very popular character, the people that do like him, are so obsessed with him to the point it's almost scary.