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When you're jamming out to your favourite song on Spotify and you're just belting out the lyrics like you actually believe you can sing, and then Spotify just crashes at the peak of the note, and you're just left to realize how terrible you actually sound.

#help i can't sing #spotify #singing fail #horse-crazed-fangirl #help meh #im ok #im fine #get help #i should just stick to lip syncing for now #attempted popstar fail #one direction #niall horan #taylor swift

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PLZ DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. So I was trying to sing it but since I’m in my learning phase, I didn’t know what pitch I should sing at and how much breath to exhale so I was pretty much gasping for air while singing at an awful high pitch. But I laughed when I listen to it (just utter failure at the end) so I have no shame to post on here (no one looks at my post anyway, but if you do....shit)

#coco #spoiler of the song #proud carazon #singing #singing fail #my singing #it's very painful to listen to #my struggle #plzhelpmeimpove

#mariah carey #all I want for Christmas #funny #singing #singing fail #fail

I Wanna Write You a Song

I wrote a song. Ok, maybe I wrote a song. I'll never know since I am 100% terrible at singing. But it's so serious and so full of pain. Like, I didn't even know I had that inside me. I don't know where it came from, it just demanded to get out and have me write it down. I've been thinking about my maybe-song all day. To the point where I've started daydreaming, and all I can think is, "I wanna write you a song, wait, maybe I just did." (Obvs to the tune of 1Ds I Wanna Write You A Song.)

#daily rant #one direction #i wanna write you a song #singing fail #1D

Time to go lock myself in a room with a keyboard

and learn how to match pitches. This is going to be tricky. Why can’t there be a rationalist band instead?

#music #singing fail

I always kill at karaoke. I have the kind of voice that is great if I’m singing along to something, but not good for much else. So when I saw an ad for “live band” karaoke, I figured I had found my calling.

Live band karaoke is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. It’s karaoke, but instead of performing onstage with a backing track, you perform on stage in front of a live band. Which sounds awesome... right?

The song options weren’t as extensive at most karaoke bars because it had to be a song the band knew how to play. I chose the song Jack & Diane by John Mellencamp.

When it came my turn to sing I noticed something. There was no teleprompter. They handed me the lyrics on a sheet of paper. That seemed okay, until the band started. Then suddenly I realized I didn’t really know Jack & Diane THAT well. I had no idea when the vocals were supposed to come in.

The band started playing, and then just kept playing, and kept playing... The guitarist gave me a look that seemed to say “ummm.... you know you’re supposed to do the singing part, right?”

Finally I just started singing.

Little ditty about Jack and Diane.

The guitarist furiously shook his head. I skipped ahead.

Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze.

He shook his head again. Which led to this conversation, on a stage, into a microphone, in front of a bar full of people.

“No? Okay, ummm, how about... Let's run off behind a shady trees? Still no? Let me do what I please? Wait, wait, I think I got it. This is the chorus right? Oh yeah, life goes on. Long after the thrill of livin' is gone. Nope, nope. I missed it again. Can we start over?”

It was the longest four minutes and sixteen seconds of my life.

Finally the song ended. I had probably gotten a total of six words right. I quickly bowed and jumped off stage. The guitarist wiped sweat off his face.

“That was Jessie everybody. Jessie.”

There was some uncomfortable, scattered applause. I left the bar in shame. I guess I’m still looking for my calling.

Here’s my confidence level before the song started. I’m lip synching along to Umbrella as the band tunes up:

Here’s me trying to figure out when I’m supposed to start singing:

Here’s me staring at the lyrics with panic, while getting the words wrong once again. The guitar player looks concerned:

Notice the clenched fist of anxiety:

And, finally, notice me give up on the lyrics sheet, and any possibility of retaining my dignity, and just sort of humming along:

#karaoke #karaoke fail #awkward #singing fail #live band karaoke

That moment when you look up the lyrics to the opening song of the Lion King and you still have no idea how to pronounce AAAAAAhhh ZEBBWemmmmAAAA Babah BEE doo BAH BAH

@idreamofbishie

#lion king #the lion king #singing #singing fail #Disney