Hive City Enyclopedia - The people your mom warns you about..
“Good day, folks. We’re back with a new edition of the Hive City Encyclopedia. Today, we’re gonna be discussin’ some bad choices fer an ... interest. Y’know, the summer is among us and yer gonna be seein’ some nice lookin’ folk showin’ some skin. Plenty of good lookin’, handsome guys and plenty o’ smokin’ ladies out there. Problem is ... There’s somethin’ about them that doesn’t make things as fun as it should be. SO! We’re here ta educate ya ta keep from havin’ the same issues we’ve had with relationships kinda... explodin’.
Today’s episode is brought to you by...”
“Let’s see here. First it looks like we got Alex Mercer... Once was a normal fella, but he fell on some virus thing, died, and now ... From here, it looks like a very, very bad japanese hentai flick. Are those... tentacles? Er-... Well, he’s cold and rather psychotic. Don’t know if that’s the virus or just Mercer. His goals are ta create his own race o’ folk through viruses and all of that. ... Maaaan, if the Red Light District gets a hold o’ this plotline...”
“Aiyaya ~ Now here we have the white princess, Zero. Those red eyes shows the red devil within. Vicious, violent, and as bitter as an old brit, she ain’t gonna be the cuddlin’ type. Not only that, but she has a taste fer some nasty food. Yer not gonna get an average dinner with her, either. Now that I think about it, it’s better t’ call her the red princess. Yer more likely ta see her coated in blood than anythin’ else.”
“Oh my. Next it seems like we got Yasuo. A lone wanderer that has no issue in hittin’ the bottles in the slightest. Now, he ain’t a violent drunk or somethin’ like that. Hell of a tease and will have his fun for a laugh or three. He’s also loner. Betrayal and all of that kinda messed up his life. Now he’s off lookin’ fer revenge. Revenge ain’t fun at all... Kinda blows, really. Oh well, there are rumors that a mage is gonna steal his heart, anyways. Good luck t’ him.”
“...... Akemi Homura ... Hm. Well, this ain’t fun. This girl’s pretty much a lot older than she looks which isn’t hard to do with how often she resets time. She’s developed a hell of an obsession with a particular girlie, and that obsession is a lot stronger than anythin’ I’ve ever seen. Hell, it topples Aizen’s power as far as I’m concerned. Sure, she’s cute and use ta be an adorable lil’ girlie. Now, she’s a tough lil’ cookie that-- ... Well, if Madoka and Homura were exact opposites and Madoka is considered as an angel or god ... Good luck gettin’ t’ her ~... Though, ya may go t’ jail if ya try.”
“When ya travel a tunnel and see the light at the end of it.. and that light is sparkling... Just turn around. It ain’t worth it. Edward Cullen is a Disco ball--I mean Vampire. Sorry ~ Sure, he’s good lookin’. He has that deep brooding personalities that gets all the teenagers in a mess. Still, ya still gotta go through his hungry family. Then there are werewolves that can’t keep shirts on. Then there’s that Bella chick, too. No wonder why disco is dead.”
“Hm... Looks like there’s one more. Let’s see. Aaah. Our last one is a very poisonous tool. Someone that’ll smile while tearin’ yer heart from yer chest. A no heart, no soul monster that tends ta bring more harm than good no matter where he goes. A very terrible man to be around and to be acquainted with. ... Sounds like a nasty guy. I wonder...”
The first step to making friends new is keeping an open mind and being yourself. It was normally quite easy for Blathers to be himself, but he was still trying to adjust to this new town. Blathers walked up to this particular individual with the same amount of confidence as when he was explaining bugs. That is to say, he wasn't very confident at all. If owls could sweat, he would be doing so.
He had heard that this individual may actually be helpful towards his current goal, so Blathers knew he had to say something. Anything. However, his gift for words decide this would be the perfect time to leave him. He nearly chocked on his words.
"H-hello, my name is Blathers. I hope you are Mr. Cullen."
