Hmm:
Gavrel
Atticus
Nik
Furniture Man
Dendar
Sir Dwarf
Doc
Kaera
Hazzlegurd
The Lady of the Castle
Ooh, fun! This one took me some thought and also some shuffling.
Marry: We all know this one has to be Gavrel. He'd be sad if I didn't, and I can't let Gavrel be sad. Also, he's considerate, devoted, and startlingly handsome. I'm insisting that we go to couples therapy, though, because his communication skills need HELP.
Drink tea with: The Lady of the Castle, so we can commiserate about our incredibly reckless and ridiculously brooding menfolk.
Party with: Hazzlegurd. She seems cool.
Kiss: Sir Dwarf, on the forehead, in the manner of a queen to a trusted vassal.
Go out on a date with: Nik. He might not be the kind of guy I'd want to marry, but he'd be a good date. Pleasant, cheerful, and knows all the fun outdoor activities in the area.
Push down the stairs: Atticus. He'll catch himself with magic and be fine, and he keeps being a pill, so it will make me feel better.
Slap: Dendar, after he walks into ANOTHER deadly situation while trailing glitter and being tracked by multiple monsters, in the hopes that it will knock some sense into him. (It will not.)
Invade the dreams of: Kaera. I mean, I've already invaded the mental plane for her, and besides, invading her dreams to be a harmless annoyance would be really funny revenge for all the stress she's put Morwen through.
Take a nap with: Doc, as part of a devious scheme on both our parts to make the other person rest properly.
Rob: Furniture Man, of a candlestick, because he would think it was funny and then I'd have a potentially-animate candlestick in my house in case of emergency.