#sirhuffman

[anemxvisions]

@sir-huffman​ welcome to Weinlesefest

“Heya Huffman, I little choko bird told me your baby brother is back.” Timid Mika was seen by Venti heading off to report to Eula. Venti wondered if Mika will be staying in Mondstadt or returning to the expedition, but judging by the gossip between the knights it sounded like Varka was probably in Snezhnaya by now. 

[ccaptain]

🔞 (*sips tea* if you have anymore to share)

*quickly shuffles thru my list of kaeya kinks* where did i put it- -- @sir-huffman

the fuckers into ropes, more precisely shibari! he likes to tie people up as much as he likes being tied. needless to say, you can tell when he has caught some treasure hoarders and they had his trademark knots that border on obscenely kinky tying them up. good luck untying them, knights........................

[otverzhennyy]

@sir-huffman​ : "I'm more appalled it said it three times. Are you stripping for people, Viktor?"

“Why would you think that about me―?!!”

[predvestnik-a]

@sir-huffman​ — said Huffman VC: “…disgusting.”

‘ —Oh, was it yours? I’ll personally cover the costs. ʼ

[abyssmalice]

@sir-huffman​:  Huffman vc: *facepalm* I don’t have the authority to do that Little Miss Tonia.

“But you just kicked my brothers in the figurative butt? You clearly have the authority to deal with them, at least, which is the most and only important part here.”

[ceciliaprince]

@sir-huffman sent  ❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

Albedo had just returned from putting Klee and Citrinitas to bed, and was glad to finally be able to enjoy the event. As much as he loved his sister and daughter, it was nice to have some adult time once in a while. Even if that “adult time” was just him sitting in a corner, sipping on some dandelion wine. 

Albedo leaned back in his chair, enjoying the music, not really focusing on anything around him. That was until a voice pulled him out of his trance. He glanced up at his fellow Knight, taking a moment to register the words that had been spoken. A dance? Surely that couldn’t hurt. Albedo didn’t have much experience with dancing, but how hard could it really be?

“I would love to dance,” he said finally.

With that, he stood up and took the other’s hand, allowing him to take the lead.

[noctuxcellus]

@sir-huffman​

Huffman vc: =-= I’m not paid enough for this

“Come now, Huffman-- What’s a little playful sexual exploration between fellow knights~?”

[a-venti-sized-problem]

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

Cooking

Among some of his more mundane secrets is Venti's surprising skill in the kitchen. As someone who's an expert at enjoying the little things in life, as well as an individual who's traversed the world many times over, Venti has a great adoration of the world's cuisines from the greasiest bar food in Snezhnaya to the Hors-d'œuvre of Fontaine and everything in between.

While not being nearly so particular as his rather picky counterpart Zhongli, Venti has over time picked up quite a few exotic recipes and enjoys spoiling himself from time to time with a special treat if he can find the ingredients.

This however is something he does his best to keep to himself, partially because he makes things in the way He likes them best (and does not need a certain somebody breathing down his neck about 'ratios' and 'portion sizes' and 'stewing for fifteen hours on a full moon with fresh nutmeg') and partially because if people knew that he could cook, they might start asking him to and he'd much rather just be lazy 99% of the time and let someone else handle it.

He's a real gem like that.