#sitcom arch frienemies

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Benitora, eyeing Sasuke’s petite frame: You’re one of the Sanada Ten?

Sasuke: Yes, Yukimura needs someone low to the ground to deal with the bottom feeders like you.

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Benitora, fighting Akira: Can’t we just stop fighting and talk this out?

Akira: Can you only do one thing at a time? Luckily I can move my body and my mouth at the same time, so I can fight you and describe how badly you’re losing at the same time!

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Benitora, thoroughly intoxicated: You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.

Akira: Really?

Benitora: I mean, I hated you when we first met.

Akira: I remember.

Benitora: And now...

Akira: And now?

Benitora: Well...now I don’t.

Akira: That means a lot to me, it really does.

Benitora: And that is from the heart! I really do... not hate you anymore.

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[Killing time with arts and crafts be like]

Benitora: *holds up drawing of a vaguely animal like shape* I’ve been working all day on my Haku!

Akira: It looks just like him to me.

Benitora: Thank you, I worked really--

Benitora: Why do you feel the need to do that?

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Sasuke: Thanks for helping me look for Tora.

Akira: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.

Sasuke: Uh, we’re not looking for dead Tora.

Akira: Atta boy! You stay optimistic.

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Sasuke, on his birthday: I’m one year older...

Benitora: Yep, that’s usually how birthdays work.

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Benitora: I’m here if you want to talk.

Sasuke: And even if I don’t.

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Sasuke, to Benitora: I don't have to like you, I don't have to be nice to you, and I can make fun of you whenever I want, because when it really comes down to it... I will always have your back.