#site-61

[ask-site-61]

How long have you had scp-963?

"Well, that depends on who y'ask!

For example, I've had it since, what, the 70s, I wanna say? Yeah, The Foundation, and in comparison, my deadbeat dad, hasn't been around as long as some of the other 963s I've seen on here!

Shaw and Thigribann fall in-between though. Thigribann went immortal in 2000, I'm pretty sure she was supposed to be a candidate in SCP-4444, but they never needed to run her, and Shaw went immortal once they figured out how to make another one of 963 in 2010. Guy's been nuts since!

As for the youngest? Probably Charles. Poor kid's only had his since '23 of this century. He's barely getting to understand the consequences of having one these!

..I feel bad for him."

- Dr. Jack Bright

[site-61-character-listings]

The most popular Chaos Insurgency Agent — and a D-9341 variant! Akin to Walker, crica. 2018? Chaos timeline clipped into Site-61’s timeline, and has been here since! Apparently, he did so intentionally - since he has a precise memory of each timeline he’s lived through and will ALWAYS appear whenever possible. Despite being a CI Agent? HE FOLLOWS NO RULES! THE INSURGENCY IS MERELY A RECOMMENDATION TO HIM! A LABEL! CHAOS HAS NO RULES! THERE IS NOTHING IN HIS WAY! HE SHALL BURN WHATEVER HE LIKES! HE SHALL GET HORNY WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS! PYROMANIA?! SURE!! BEING A GAY SEX PEST?! OBVIOUSLY!! REFUSING THERAPY JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER VARIANT OF HIS?! OF COURSE!! CHAOS WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT HE WANTS, AND NEVER FOLLOW A SUGGESTION! HE CAN DO ANYTHING! …and he still will never be truly free. Now will he?

CHAOS

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[ask-mtbg]

9341 i guess???

Is that a distant bell I hear?

Maybe so.

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