#situation game

[curiosity-killed]

Study for an exam with: Jin Zixuan, Wei Wuxian, Lin Wen, Rain Master, Jiang Yanli!

15: Study for an exam with

Y'all really want me to get my ass in gear about grad school even more than my mom, huh

5. Ling Wen—pretty sure she would murder me. Like just straight up.

4. Jin Zixuan—I think I would scare him? He gives off the vibes of someone who would be scared of me. Which is fine! Can handle that. But not ideal.

3. Rain Master (Yushi Huang)—I feel like she would pick a v nice spot to study and be a v soothing presence and I might actually get some work done but also would be likely to wind up spacing out staring out the window for a couple hours. Either way, not a bad result

2. Jiang Yanli—probably the only character considered so far who might actually be able to coax me into actually studying. she seems v supportive and also used to dealing with wwx so. Also: snacks!!

1. Wei Wuxian—honestly it would be a lot like chilling with my brother and i am Here For It. Absolutely no studying would get done but there's a 99.9% chance that we would wind up deep in a rabbit hole learning a shit ton about something totally unrelated

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[rockynfriends]

Stuck in anthill (NO REGRETS HERE SORRY)

Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do, though I don’t think the Romans ever gathered breadcrumbs to give to the emperor.

In other news, someone help me outta here please!!!

[curiosity-killed]

16 (sorry 💕)

Wen ning, nie huaisang, jin guangyao, wen zhuliu, yu ziyuan

....i'm afraid to see what 16 is

aksdjlhfg oh mygdo

16: Sent to assassinate me

5. Jin Guangyao—he's not going to assassinate me, he's going to torture me and then kill me in a thematically relevant and cosmically ironic way. I will Suffer. I don't like suffering.

4. Nie Huaisang—similar! Will take so long and be horrible and also drag out all my worst mistakes, cruelest moments, and most hideous impulses in front of everyone I care about. It won't be assassination, it will be a thorough rendering of everything I've ever tried to make out of my life. Alternatively, he gets to be #1 if I've never done anything to hurt him/his loved ones bc I think I could persuade him to abandon the assassination plan in order to fuck around, paint, and not put a lot of effort into murder plots. Spa day??

3. Wen Ning—I think he'd be pretty efficient and get it over with quickly but the emotional toll on himself is unfair and I don't really want to get my heart punched out.

2. Yu Ziyuan—I think she'd be relatively quick but also draw it out long enough to somehow make me feel very terrible about myself before killing me.

1. Wen Zhuliu—honestly, feel like it'd be pretty quick and business-like. Still not ideal and looks terribly painful but he'd be disconcertingly courteous about it which is, I guess, the best you can ask of your assassin

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[curiosity-killed]

18 with 3zun, nie huaisang and lan wangji

18: Get into massive argument with

oh NO D: why would you do this to me??

5. Jin Guangyao—look I hate arguing with my mom and sister because they Remember Everything and Will Weaponize It and jgy is that to the nth degree. I would be decimated. Simply fully and utterly ripped to shreds. Also possibly literally

4. Lan Xichen—I honestly think if lxc gave me a single Mildly Disappointed Look i would crumple like a soggy napkin.

3. Nie Huaisang—yeah like on the one hand if he was in the middle of a ploy, there's a chance that this doesn't go too badly because making too much of a fuss would derail his actual plans but like. also potentially very painful very long-lasting aftermath

2. Lan Wangji—we would just sit in silence for 85 years. It would be horrible for everything. SO much passive aggression. You think silence is better than yelling? Oh no. No. Both of us would feel like combo intruders and prisoners in our own home. It would be awful

1. Nie Mingjue—Honestly ideal. Feel like we could just yell at each other for a while and then get over it. Maybe he would teach me how to spar so we could use that to fight it out and I'd get my ass royally thrashed but be so delighted by the challenge that i'd bounce back up and ask for more. I see literally no downsides to this unless Baxia is involved in which case i am praying I can still sprint

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[curiosity-killed]

5 characters meme, # 14, leave in charge of your home while you're away:

Wind Master, Lan Qiren, Hua Cheng, Nie Mingjue, Jin Guangshan

14: Leave in charge of my home while I’m away

my poor apartment is never going to be the same XD

5. Jin Guangshan—absolute not. No. Literally would not trust him with anything except the hideous elephant teapot my gma gave me and you KNOW he's not using that for tea and also i never ever want it back.

4. Hua Cheng — I mean. Still stands.

3. Shi Qingxuan — same reasoning as previously.

2. Nie Mingjue — I think it would be fine. Possibly he would finally acquire and put together the IKEA furniture I've been meaning to look at for two weeks but have just replaced with random boxes. He would enjoy the bike bath here a lot probably. I am skeptical about whether or not my plants would be okay but I think mostly they would just need a little TLC once I got back.

1. Lan Qiren — look i just. I trust him. I think he would be dismayed by the lack of natural light but would keep everything very orderly and probably bestow parenting tips upon my landlady whether she wanted them or not. Also likely that he would determine that my apartment is not laid out in the best manner and rearrange and like honestly? I'm okay with it. Do feel like he would not vibe with my color scheme but my traitor-ass plants would probs flourish under his care

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[curiosity-killed]

five characters meme: 14 for shi qingxuan, lan jingyi, hua cheng, wen ning, ling wen

14: Leave in charge of my home while I’m away

akjflhg oh my god

5. Hua Cheng — look. I love him but he would not take care of anything. I would come home to all my plants dead, my neighbors TERRIFIED, and him scoffing at my art. I don't need that.

4. Shi Qingxuan — I love them but I am skeptical about a spoiled young master-cum-god having a good sense of like. taking care of other ppl's things and cleaning house. DEFINITELY would drink my wine but would replace it with something nicer. Definitely would NOT take care of my plants and I would cry.

3. Lan Jingyi — Honestly, I feel like he'd be fine. He might forget to take care of the plants or break something but I feel like he's kinda a package deal with Sizhui, who would likely think abt those things. Worst case scenario he and the juniors would drink my wine and get kidnapped. Which is bad (the kidnapping) but like. They'd get out of it. it'd be fine.

2. Ling Wen — I feel like Ling Wen would mostly be totally fine and my house is neat and simple enough to not add much stress to her life. On the downside: potential giant mess when I come back and also risk of murderous plots. 100% would not water the plants.

1. Wen Ning — I think Wen Ning would become friends with my landlady's tiny chihuahua and honestly I just really want Wen Ning to get to love and be loved by a tiny little wriggling bundle of affection. Also mostly think he would remember to check on my plants.

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[curiosity-killed]

13) characters meme : wei wuxian, shi qingxuan, wen qing, pei ming, jin ling ?

13: Rewatch my favourite movie/show with

oooh hm! ....honestly I want to watch with all of them XD

5. Jin Ling—love you kid but feel like he's the most likely to get pedantic/fussy about shows instead of just relaxing and being like "yeah it's dumb but that's fine." would be Very annoyed when his very self-assured predictions of how the plot turns out are false

4. Pei Ming—I think Pei Ming would be very fun to watch shows with except that there is a very high chance he would spend much of the show commenting on how hot the women are and whether he'd sleep with them and well. I'd rather not thx

3. Wen Qing—I know this seems wrong but I feel like we'd have different enough tastes in shows that she wouldn't like my favorites and I would feel unreasonably sad about it.

2. Wei Wuxian—honestly I still feel like this would be a delight but I do get a little annoyed about excessive talking in movies and would probably start throwing snacks at his head which would devolve until neither of us were watching at all

1. Shi Qingxuan—A good balance between chaos and actually watching! Probably could persuade them to let me paint their nails and do pretty designs and if this is in an AU where they still have spiritual energy, maybe they could make my nails not dissolve under nail polish. Win/win

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

[curiosity-killed]

5 characters meme: hua cheng, xie lian, lang qianqiu, jun wu, he xuan for 5

aldsjhfg oh god this is. genuinely very hard

5: On the run from corrupt authority figures with

5. Lang Qianqiu — look. he definitely is going to be like "we should just go to the authorities and tell them what's happening they definitely can't all be in on it" and then. they will all be in on it.

4. Hua Cheng — honestly, Hua Cheng would be number one due to his cunning, power, and eerie ability to Not Be Known except for one important thing: I'm not dianxia. He 1000% would ditch me to survive on my own and I simply Would Not.

3. He Xuan — I know what you're going to say: "Curio! He Xuan ran a multi-century scheme that no one ever noticed! He's perfect!" but no. He Xuan's whole shtick while living was that he kept getting thwarted by corrupt authorities and then his whole post-death plot was discovered, monitored, and pushed into motion by *drum roll pls* A Corrupt Authority Figure

2. Jun Wu — this feels somewhat ironic considering like. you know. *gestures at all of Jun Wu* Anyway he's this high on the list bc he wins the TGCF trophy for longest successful con but not number 1 bc of The Toxic Vibes

1. Xie Lian — on the one hand, Xie Lian's approach to just taking all the blows would definitely mean I just. died. BUT! if i survived that, he is the reigning king of vanishing where no one—friend, foe, potential lover, former guard—can ever find him and his whole deal is caring about the common people so. It's a toss-up: on the one hand, terrible, terrible choice. On the other hand, you will never be found and he is the most likely person on this list to give a shit about you!

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation