#sk8 incorrect

[ab1yys]

Reki: I’m having problems with a guy

Cherry: “His body won’t fit in the trunk” Problems or “I like him” problems?

Reki: “I like him problems” 

Cherry: tch, shame. I could’ve help with the first one

[secrethydra]

REKI: I got a new hoodie

LANGA: We, we got a new hoodie

[noebegone]

langa: i'd like us to be more than friends.

reki: i totally agree with you.

langa, hopeful: you do?

reki: of course. we should be best friends.

langa: i thought we already were best friends.

reki: oh! yeah, now i get it. you want us to be super best friends.

langa: i want to be your boyfriend, but that sounds cool.

reki: i know, right?

reki:

reki: wait, what?!

[dreamypeachass]

Critism

Langa: Do you take constructive critism?

Reki: I only take cash or credit.

[jubesy]

Nanjo "JOE" Kojiro

"The Fastest Six Pack Skater"

Pretty sweet name. And while we're not sure how they settled on it, let's take a look at some of the other possible nicknames...

Slab Bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Crunch Slamchest

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Dirk Hardpec

Slate Slabrock

Brick Hardmeat

Gristle McThornbody

Buff Hardback

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge (personal favorite)

...

Source MST3K Space Mutiny

[ab1yys]

Langa: My hands are cold...

Reki: Here! *Holds Langa’s hand*

Langa:

Langa: M-my lips are suddenly freezing  

[noebegone]

reki: i have a new hoodie.

langa: we have a new hoodie.

reki:

reki: you're taller than me.

langa: i said we have a new hoodie.

[ab1yys]

Reki: i’d like to announce that Langa and I are no longer friends 

Langa: Reki, That is a horrible way to tell people that we’re dating