Louis: apparently some people think my boyfriend’s a little scary
Haru: a little?
Jack: some people?

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Louis: apparently some people think my boyfriend’s a little scary
Haru: a little?
Jack: some people?
Critism
Langa: Do you take constructive critism?
Reki: I only take cash or credit.
Haikyuu characters as quotes from my school #3
Teacher: Like, where do you want to look at hot, shirtless males. Kuroo: Like, EVERYWHERE???
Kenma: Happy birthday Kuroo, and I dunno, what the fuck...
Suga: ...fuck me, you can’t say that, dammit... Daichi: Don’t say dammit!
Noya: Hey, can I go to the vending machine? Daichi: Can you not wait for break? Noya: I just really want to eat those banana rolls.
Kamasaki: HEY! That’s my mug! Futakuchi: (sips tea) I know.
(Captain squad sleepover going wild) Daichi: I was with Oikawa on a mountain. I had to carry him down because he broke his leg. Kuroo: No, his leg was stuck under a stone and he had to chew it off. Bokuto: Yeah, and there were snakes. And vampires, werevolves, aliens and Nazi zombies. And a guy with a hockey mask. And a guy with a chainsaw. Terushima: And the guy who kept calling you a bitch.
Yaku: (to Kuroo) Stop making those laughing sounds.
Kuroo: You know the riddle right? How far is Islam from Iran? Bokuto: Haha, that’s stupid, they’re neighbors.
Daichi: I’m an idiot. You’re not allowed to quote me on that.
Kageyama: Marvel? That’s the green one, right? Hinata: You have an army, we have a Marvel.
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Aaand that’s the end because I ran out of my 15-page long quote stash and I’m outta highschool so I can’t make any more.
Kira: L died. No one can stop me now! I AM THE GOD OF THE NEW W-
N: Hello bitch.
Karasuma: can we please pick up some food or something i havent eaten since 10
Rio: but sir i thought u were like... 28?
Karasuma:
Sugawara: name?
Tsukishima: Tsukishima Kei
Sugawara: parents?
Tsukishima: two
Sugawara: *rolling his eyes* sex?
Tsukishima: jeez take me to dinner first
Kaminari: hey i accidentally ate Midoriyas lunch... how long do i have left to live?
Bakugou: 10
Kaminari: 10 what?
Bakugou: 9...
Hizashi, leaning on the counter flirtatiously: so uh, you come here often?
Aizawa:
Aizawa: We live here.