#skeletonrave

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Statement: most animals can be kept healthy in an enclosure for their entire life

Explanation: 80% of all species are insects. And bugs dont really care where they are as long as it has wet and foods

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I’ll tell you what I didn’t know before getting plants is succulents/cacti are NOT all built the same

My Christmas cactus sags like, just days after perking up from watering. She does not need more frequent waters, that makes it worse, she’s just complaining

Meanwhile I could piss on my Aloe Vera and he’d thank me. He’s such a trooper

My roommate want to turn him into moisturizer so bad

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We need a word for, like , the opposite of himbo. An ultimately harmless lanky nerd who excels at science or books the way a himbo can lift rocks but is still endearingly oblivious to romantic advances

I think it’s a separate type of “non threatening,clueless and masculine “ that people try to call himbo but is something else

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Having a bad day, but found out my childhood bully is going through labour today

Made me smile. I hope it is long and arduous

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My heating lab, and specifically my lab « teacher » is so ass

Me: hey uh how am I supposed to know the answer to this question?

Him: It was is the lecture of course!

Me: It’s Monday, lecture is on Friday, we havent covered this stuff yet

Me (internally): I’ve told you this, first lecture of the semester I told you this every week you act like we’re idiots for not knowing this stuff we weren’t taught yet

Him: Oh ok so just google it

I leave, come back

Me: Ok I googled it this is the answer I got.

Him: Psh no that’s not right, your answer is incorrect

Me: Fine murder murder stab kill violence

One of my classmates came up to me and was like “dude me and the other guys just use ChatGPT I can give you the answers if you want” and I had to be like “no thanks like there’s no way to check or be sure. ChatGPT gets this stuff wrong too I know I can but I’m just trying to make it clear where I’m going from”

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I can’t explain it, watching this mashup makes my brain buzz

I’ve taken recreational drugs that didn’t feel this good

Recognizing patterns make brain go brrr and all that

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My antidote to artblock is to take the wildest outfits you can find on Pinterest and try to fit all the elements into one character

I call them my Pinterest girls. There’s so many out there combos I would never have thought of.

Really why does the outfit include Starbucks pink drink? Doesn’t matter it’s going in the drawing

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Dude why do I fucking bother I’m telling you how fucking embarrassing to be sticking around to be nice so they’re not alone when they show up and what they go “oh I have to take a walk first” and fuckin bail on us and I try so hard to make everyone feel welcome even if it’s not even a little bit my event but I know I just get forceful and controlling when I’m anxious and I just come off as loud and mean to the sweet person just trying their best and it’s loud and crowded and I don’t even get drunk and no one shows up and the ones that do definitely do not have a good impression of me I just went all the way across town to make a fool of myself I don’t want to do this again I don’t want to leave the house ever again and I was really looking forward to the bathhouse event I wanted to idk get over my self conciseness and body issues and just get my freak on and now I dont know if I even should I’ll just be a stupid loud freak there like I was tonight people don’t want to be in the same room as me they do not want to see me naked god I feel so small