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[netflix]

What are the Hargreeves gossiping about?

A spicy Umbrella Academy exclusive.

[himbo-showdown]

WELCOME to the HIMBO SHOWDOWN!

Do you have a stupid, stupid man living rent-free in your head? Is his brain empty? Is his heart full of love? ...Is he hot?

If you answered YES to these questions, then welcome to the HIMBO SHOWDOWN!

You know the rules by now - this will be a tournament-style series of polls to determine the true SUPREME HIMBO!

Some rules, however:

BE RESPECTFUL. We all love propaganda (and you can feel free to submit it in asks or make a post and @ this blog!) but you must be respectful to other people.

ALL CHARACTERS MUST BE HIMBOS. This means that they must be a man or masculine aligned person, as well as kind, stupid, attractive, and big. Your twink is not a himbo. Do not submit them.

NO REAL PEOPLE. No actors, no youtubers, nada. They must be a fictional character. Characters can be from live action media, of course. For example, while Mark The Engineer from In Space With Markiplier would be an acceptable submission, Markiplier himself would not.

ONE SUBMISSION PER CHARACTER PER PERSON. Each individual person may submit as many characters as they like, but one person can only make one submission for one character. For example, I could submit Kronk and Hercules, but I could not submit Kronk twice.

Speaking of Kronk, HE WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE ENTERED INTO THE TOURNAMENT! No need to submit him!

Now, with all of that out of the way...

Himbo Showdown Submissions

Submit as many characters as you like, but only one submission per person per character!

These submissions will be open until FRIDAY, MARCH 24TH!

Finally, of course, my inspirations for this showdown:

@werewolfbattle , @mad-scientist-showdown , @cringefaillosershowdown , @autismswagsummit , @werewolf-swag-competition , @sexymanotd , @thedilftournament , @flagwars , @transfemswagbracket , @transmascswagbracket , and @ultimate-poll-tournament !

MAY THE BIGGEST, DUMBEST, KINDEST MAN WIN

[chirp-a-chirp]

Obey Me! Cherry Popping

Barbatos: These fruits are quite the delicacy in the Devildom. Demons can even make them pop open with magic for added flavor.

MC: OOOH. THAT’S what was meant by…

Diavolo: *Carrying bowl of cherries* MC! Want to pop my cherry?

Beel: Hey! Wanna pop cherries in my room? MC?

Diavolo: Why are you blushing?

[tropicalskeletonman]

We need a word for, like , the opposite of himbo. An ultimately harmless lanky nerd who excels at science or books the way a himbo can lift rocks but is still endearingly oblivious to romantic advances

I think it’s a separate type of “non threatening,clueless and masculine “ that people try to call himbo but is something else

[herosluts]

@himbosfandom​ /  VERY  NSFW  GIF  PROMPTS!   10 ( m/m ) to Steve Rogers or Bucky from Nolan

Bucky, sometimes, needed a break. He could only be so stoic, so serious and so ‘on’ all the time that the Winter Soldier needs to hang up for a bit and Bucky, good ol’ party Bucky, got to come out and play again. Back in the day he was wild, reckless, free, and it took a while for him to come back to that headspace but luckily for him there was this twink named Nolan with a dick like a fire hose, and he didn’t mind if Bucky took him for a ride.

Knowing he should be better, he had a metal arm for fuck’s sake, he still hit up the boy on the apps and was thankful he did as he rocked his ass up and down, sliding that big dick inside of him with every bit of drive and desire he had. “Fuckin hell kid, that dick is like magic..” It was written over Bucky’s face - he loved to get fucked, his own cock hard and bobbing between them.

[cornsword]

Sexyman bracket this and enby showdown that and tumblrlady this and little meowmeow tournament that, I may just be a simple straight but @ me when we get to the H I M B O D O M E because I feel like the result of every poll is going to just be HANDS.

[fateofbrxs]

closed starter | greg & nolan | @himbosfandom​

m/m smut meme | 8a

Greg was pressed back against his headboard with a younger man between his outstretched legs. The kid’s lips were spread open and wrapped tight around his large girth. Fingers worked through their hair and kept them moving in a fluid motion along his arousal. It was a relatively quick pace with Greg seeming to respond well. The older man moaned loudly and his grip on those brown curls seemed to tighten substantially.

“Fuck, that’s good. You’ve got a great mouth.” There was an excessive amount of saliva accompanied by an incredibly passionate lover. Nolan really was impressive. Greg just had one more idea for them to try out. “Now why don’t you stick a couple of fingers in Daddy’s hole?” He’d seen the kids length. It was large enough that he’d need some preparation before taking the thing. Even if they didn’t get that far, Greg loved getting off with some fingering.

[downthecove]

@himbosfandom asked: 6 [MF] Erix Xenos from Louis.

MEME: 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂 STATUS: accepting

Touring Louis' estate was supposed to help him decide if he was going to make a deal with the vampire or not. Thankfully, the negotiations took a fruitful turn and he was able to show the other just what he could bring to the table. He spread their legs and quickly dove his head down, his tongue swiping around their core. Eric teased Louis' cunt with his tongue, circling around the entrance, before moving it up in between their lips. He swiped his tongue up and down, side to side, and even circled it in between their folds. "You taste so good." He couldn't continue without making that clear. The CEO moved his mouth further up, sucking on Louis' clit.