TropicalSkeleton

20-something I am bones and ash but flesh no more he/him

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[charlesoberonn]

Necessary and sufficient

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

Adding a second lock was not necessary.

[charlesoberonn]

Understanding the difference between necessary and sufficient is necessary, but not sufficient to earn a math degree.

[charlesoberonn]

Part 2

[charlesoberonn]

Gladly!

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[shencomix]

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[twerkyvulture]

btw you guys ever think about Shedinja? i didn't know this before i raised one but Shedinja is created (separated??) from Nincada/Ninjask with the same moveset, same personality... i took it to have its friendship evaluated and the woman in Verdanturf confirmed: my Shedinja knows me. it loves me. though seemingly just created, it has memories of me, and maybe even memories of being a Nincada.

and yet, Nincada's evolved form is standing right there next to Shedinja. Ninjask is the completed form, the imago, with that exact same love, those exact same memories. until that moment of evolution, the two were one Pokémon.

i can't stop wondering. what must that be like? what must it feel like, being the ghost of a living being? finding yourself empty, outside your biological body, but your body is still there and the one inhabiting it is still you? and what does Ninjask feel, seeing eyes peering out from the shell of its old form, and then finding that those eyes are its own?

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[depsidase]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[itsapmseymour]

I’m so tired man.

[tomatoshapedstars]

Shall I blow them up my liege?

[itsapmseymour]

Take out the rice cooker I mentioned in tags first cause that blue ai rice logo is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen.

and I read twitter posts for entertainment-

[greelin]

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

[greelin]

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

[squeakitties]

how it feels to challenge yourself to an exceptionally difficult drawing and it turns out fucking awesome

[dogpuppy]

[dduane]

July 20 (Reuters) - A coalition of states led by California ​won a pause of Paramount's (PSKY.O), opens new tab $110 billion ‌acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD.O) on Monday, after they argued letting the merger close ​would irreparably harm competition. California and 11 states ​sued on July 13, arguing the ⁠deal would create a media behemoth ​with the power to raise prices in ​film and television.

[durnesque-esque]

GOOD. We need less monopolies, not more. The industry is shrinking enough as it is. It needs break-ups and shake-ups in the corporations holding the reins, but not in the way of letting those few holding on to keep eating up the rest.

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario