i know the stats on his death certificate are probably just the result of the comic writers at the time having zero earthly clue what’s normal for 15 yo kids but i kinda wish modern jaybin stories would run with it just for the sheer comedic imagery of batman pulling up with a 4’6” purse dog in the passenger seat. like hi yeah this is my new robin he weighs less than his own bookbag i found him outside gnawing on my tires isn’t he great. dick like bruce that’s a molecule








