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[rkkangjoon]

rkjohnny: 

[Outgoing: Butt Pirate Hyung ]

- Hyung… I need help - A couple of friends dragged me to do the Hongdae talent show thing…  - I did it for laughs… and for some reason, spoken-word poetry while solving puzzles let me win??? - But that’s not the reason I need help…  - After the talent show…  a dude who says he’s from KT gave me this and invited me to audition? - I shit you not, hyung…  - What do I do???

[/text-Booty boy 🍑]

→ what do you need?? are you hurt? where are you?? shall hyung pick you up? JOHNNY???? → boy, you gave me a heart attack -.-” → that’s a talent to win lmao :D good job! congrazzles to the victory! → wait. what?  → AUDITION???? OMO  → DO IT BOOTY BRO!!! KT NEEDS U!!! → I WANT TO SEE TRAINEE JOHNNY  → EVERYONE WILL SEE MY BOOTY BABE :’)

[mikangjoon-blog]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text?

[ 📲 • sms Sani ] nope

[ 📲 • sms Sani ] what did you need from my beautiful ass?

[ 📲 • sms Sani ] call me next time :P

[rkkangjoon]

rksxngji replied to your post “[/text - joonie] YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT MINSOO PULLED THIS TIME...”

[/text - joonie] are u by car? or shall we take mine? ; u ;

[/text-Jiji noona] I’m on my bike ~ prepared the pink helmet for you :D

[rkkangjoon]

[/text - joonie] YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT MINSOO PULLED THIS TIME [/text - joonie] FML- you know what?! let's go out for dinner! any place u want! my treat! I'll tell you then sdjfhlfgh

[/text-Jiji noona] OMG TELL MEEEEEE[/text-Jiji noona] I’ll be at yours in ten minutes!!!! 

[mikangjoon-blog]

[ ✉ ] i know it's been like three days but [ ✉ ] don’t freak out but i’m in the hospital. [ ✉ ] i got into some really bad shit, like im hurt real bad

[ ✉ boi jaehyung ] what the fuck?! didn’t I told you to be careful? what did you get your pretty ass in again? [ ✉ boi jaehyung ] did you write me, so I’ll come and pamper you? shall I play your smexy nurse? don’t kid with me, boy. [ ✉ boi jaehyung ] give me the adress, d***head -.-

[mikangjoon-blog]

[ ✉ Frenemy oppa ] i’m so worried please text back please please please

[ ✉ Unicorn poop Yoo] why why why? because we had some drinks and I bumped into a street light?[ ✉ Unicorn poop Yoo] my head’s ok, got a steel hard skull. 

[mikangjoon-blog]

[ ✉ ] i’m honestly worried, please text back. [ ✉ ] i swear if you're trying to freak me out I'm literally going to make you wish you were in actual trouble [ ✉ ] but really. text me back. i'm giving you five minutes before I come after you.

[ ✉ Seulgi-noona] noona, chill. just got back from a job. didn’t saw your text until now. [ ✉ Seulgi-noona] did you miss me? lol :D[ ✉ Seulgi-noona] I’m fine, so no need to worry. Junnie is a big boi :)

[mikangjoon-blog]

[ ✉ ] QUICK WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ ✉ ] Fabulous 💃🏻