so last night I post my silly mermaid fic chapter lalala and in that chapter I write a character who is a little ambiguous as far as like. being a hermitcraft guy is. which is typical of me! I do this all the time and I love it shoutout to the ooc writers because I love YOU. anyway.
this character was not named. they were described in great detail, but not named. I thought it would be funny if I had people guess! I mean I’ve been on a cubfan rampage lately so it’s a little bit obvious but I thought it would be fun. I was wrong. or was I?
iskall.
@canvas-the-florist YOU. you actually weren’t the only person say say iskall but you were RIGHT you were right you felt it in your bones and you were CORRECT. I’m looking at this and I’m thinking and I like oh god??? that kind of is iskall??? Like not entirely, because it’s also cub, that’s at least Half cub but it’s also iskall????? crisis. BUT THEN.
I have a solution. A grand solution. I have never made a fan kid in my life nor have I ever had the desire to do so but when I tell you this is canon I am 100% serious. ‘Atlas’ is the adored spawn of cubfan135 and iskall85 they fell in love and had a kid and it was awesome and like this is still cub like his eventual human name is going to be cub however I find this incredibly funny. goodtimeswithscar looks this guy in the eyes and says you are not Cub and Cub goes oh no, that was my father! actually that’s epic cheers.
now.
mermaids are hermaphrodites, they’ve got both parts, and gender doesn’t exist. it doesn’t matter. it is not difficult to put this child into existence. however. last night. wide-a-fucking-wake. I have a question. I have a question and I can not answer it.
..who carried the child…
I can not stress enough how much this does not fucking matter it DOESNT MATTER but it matters to me for some reason I have to Know *gender is not an obstacle it does not exist* WHO IS CARRYING THAT KID???????? who out of the two of them is it more in character. I don’t know.
iskall85 and cubfan135 are in love and gender does not exist. who pregnant.
cubfan135
iskall85
this is so fucking stupid I am not answering this question
help me
also if you want to read the fic or just the section I’m talking about you can do that here and scroll about halfway through the chapter below the ***
