when Xelzaz says there's some people who have no bussiness doing alchemy he's refering to me, I'm people, I be eating some strange stuff
They're brothers your honor. Every time they talk I go !!! my brothas
These two are complete oposites and I love that they came from the same dev. Here we have Willow my beloved ruining my dark mysterious brooding vibe and on the same day at the same tavern Taliesin being a tragic lil shit whom I will protect with my life and other's. How dare he be sad he can only be sassy I will commit war.
Someone get these mer away from me they're RUINING my vibe I'm supposed to be evil
Anyway gore warning, not the guy i mean like blood and guts this time - was jus messing around with some brushes and filters and concepts I really like that clay thingy over there
girl you got a lil somethin on your neck.
I dunno I like "skyrim script" being very meta and broken in a way that alludes to being an extension/tool of the player, something cosmic beyond that world that tries oh so hard to pretend to be normal. Except when she dont care or notice, for exemple in vigilant when they get my boy Gore, I locked tf in through that quest yall.
But also imagine this hoe walking around with THAT, never aknowleging it, the muscles and such spamsming when she speaks and no blood left to bleed - it dont even seem to hurt anymore it's like she's made of Something Else Altogether. Or imagine watching your friend get gutted and just. Walk it off and push her insides back in cuz she thinks no one's looking. Imagine her pain and other feelings being all theatrics so when there's no one nearby she just jumps off cliffs, thus being so incredibly reckless when with a party because she forgot how to play mortal in the timeskip between oblivion and skyrim (maybe she only exists when shes being percieved? So she was only A Concept during that time) Such a fun idea, specially if not even she knows where the line is drawn, having true genuine feelings but not knowing for sure which is which. Does she even know what she is? Does it matter?
anyway squished xelzaz cuz i cannot draw lizard people so i referenced a real lizard and uh. no.
Paarthurnax brother are you ok. how's your neck doin that
this one looks kinda cute tho.
On the same page:
Pov you're about to get chomped
no but seriously why did he land ontop of me i was stuck like this for most of the fight (ignore me accidentally healing the enemy, i misclicked and my bias towards dragons has nothing to do with that ok shh)
he's really considering taking a lil bite outta this man's hair yall im telling you. jus a nibble. it must be whatever fancy shi he puts on his hair, must smell eatable
he was really interested in the conversation tho, his head was going back and forth as we spoke it was funny (no i dont know why bro is standing like that either)
what is bro selling (he drank everything for sure) (dont ask why Tal is on the floor I dont know how he did that)
anyway i joined him on the floor
was Pondering The Flames and the boy came over immediatly, a woman cant even be edgy alone no more this bosmer ruins my Evil vibe
i commited a crime and he keeps side eyeing the guards cuz he knows i'll get caught the moment i open my mouth
bonus: the addition of Little Creatures really makes the game 1000 times more alive and why is the rat kinda cute look at his face
look at the crow!! i love crows i love birbs. Also one of those chicks on the floor is a cheese slice.
if theres one thing about me is im committed to The Bit
Do yall think he'd last like 20 minutes with The Gang* or nah. Actually, nevermind, script herself would drive him insane.
My hc is she just yoinked him from wherever he was like a crazed hawlk and just. took him with her a bit immediatly upon finding out he exists
My dearest @kogandremaaz , whom i randomly decided was skyrim script's nephew upon finding out he's Alduin's son, despite having never really explained the fact she is, technically, Alduin's (and every other dragon ig) sister.
Don't care, look at him yall, my nephew, I love him dearly, he inherited my Constant Exhaustion, this bit is the most wholesome one yet and its perfectly chaotic to fit in this chaos of a "story" I never meant to make
Yet again, I am Commited to The Bit: Ekniskrill(peyt) shenanigans with baby Kogan my beloved @kogandremaaz
Listen it's not bad babysitting if he's not the one blowing up ok- Also that's supposed to be an explosion I followed a tutorial but it didnt turn out too good huh
Skyrim script would obviously love to yap about random shit like I IRL script (yours truly) does innit, and experiment with all sorta stuff, so Kogan would likely get a lotta very random but very detailed knowledge (Specifically on explosives, traps, and general chaos). In this scene I imagine they crawled into a nest or under some bandit's base to set this up hehe enemy go boom
While I'm pretty sure a teenage Kogan would already know how to fly pretty well, she'd definitely drag him to like. Fly around a hurricane for fun, like I can see her throwing herself in the center just to get yeeted off at march fuck towards the sun (the Icarus instinct in this one is strong folks).
Every dragonborn ends up with a hoard (apparently normally cheese??) and mine is followers ok. My hoard is my gang I can't help getting 50 of them and putting them in one big base (Scarlet, Hjertensten hall, etc) they're all mine and you cannot even look at them
I hoard friends yall huge L to everyone else but this my thing now. All of them. Yoink. Whole ass army.
screenshots for your viewing pleasure with commentary since yall seem to like that.
Sorry brother i meant to pick up the corpse i swear
Val started talking to him i love how nonchalantly he looked up. like yeah sure whatever im here now. Also notice how im holding the axe wrong for some reason??? Why.
Took sleep with one eye open too seriously. The way she's just peeking cracks me up. What are you scared of, girl there's half an army of friends downstairs, no one's coming for you, chill
I agree it seems
Vibing
Vibing even more bro is thriving
Now we're vibing with a bodyguard; idunno where he got the mug from but good for him. Val sat all the way back there he's still mad at me for saving that one woman in marcath and getting attention from the guards
Gore joined him :(
these mfs abandoned me.
He's back, I think he felt bad.
I know hes pissed I couldnt wait til we got inside to read the fkin mail. Remi and Val looking at eachother like you see this shit. Tal is the only smart one way back on cover.
gore looks cute in the outfit but ig hes weirded out by me cooing at him like he's a puppy wearing fancy shoes. Shouldnt look so comfy then. Look at him living a normal, safe life, you go buddy you deserve it so much. Meanwhile i look like a dragon sucked the soul outta me instead of the oppossite. "My hands look like this so her hands can look like this" core. yknow the post.
he always walks INTO of my camera without fail when I'm talking to someone new, bud do you have something to say. He's always so very close it's funny. dw i wont abandon you bro. wait why is he so tall is he standing on a corpse
something glitched and i could not for the life of me figure out who that was for a moment. Who IS that man what did you do to nebarra. his mouth dont even move when he speaks its so cursed put it BACK.
Gore very much doesnt want me to buy this house for some reason. Or maybe he just saw nebarra without a helmet. He looks so distressed and for what
sleeping again cuz i look so comfy?? And when I put bedrolls for everyone and they decided to stand and stare at me instead. Bitch cant sleep in skyrim.
bitch also cant bathe in skyrim they be seeing through walls (and floor i think hes below). I AM IN A BATHTUB WASHING OFF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES IN MY OWN HOUSE SHUT UP. Why do all of them make sure to take turns commenting so very loudly about my nakedness whenever i do this, what happened to privacy.
They also comment on their own nakedness when they walk into a place that auto disables their armor like the tubs. You do not need to announce every time you take a bath bro.
Gore keeps going "Why am i naked is there a reason for this?" My brother in Talos you walked into the tub. Do you not know what a bath is.
Also occasionaly they'll just come and sit in the tub with me, like brother we close but not THAT close what the hell.
I. I didnt know he could do that but pop off girl. I kinda wanna draw her with scrap on her shoulder like that now. Also look at the replacer I like it. The outfit also. Trynna dress em up like barbies.
bro youre not supposed to be there get back on the stand you're a manequin. I blame Nebarra for taking his helmet off again. Cursed sight. Also funny comment since I've BEEN to oblivion a few buncha times.
And finally, Remi doing something very important and complex on... a rocking horse. Fair enough. Its funny she's small enough to not glitch on it. I dont even have kids so the only reason for it i could have is i bought it for her. Lowkey its a good stim for the neurodivergent brain shit but could I not have bought a chair instead
