#slap fights

[wily-art]

okie dokie

[theanticool]

Why the fuck would anyone watch Dana’s stupid frat boy slap league when they can watch Russian farm boys slap one another in random Serbian malls on YouTube??

War dumpling!

[theanticool]

Russian Slapping Championships hosts Zuluzinho vs champ Dumpling in prison slap match

Brazilian MMA fighter Zuluzinho found new life as a competitor on the Russian Slapping Championships.

There’s a god and he made this, specifically for me.

[kylebarf]

JASPER SENT ME THOUSAND ASKS HELPPPPP

[wonderlandleighleigh]

Posted here is a comics slap fight between writer J. Michael Straczynski and comics editor Steve Wacker, with a sprinkling of Mark Waid at the very end from many moons ago. If you will, skip to the bottom of the story, and read Waid's final note, which is a dig at JMS's unfinished Superman run where he walks across America doing hero stuff and being among the people he ptotects. Waid is now writing Captain America, where Steve is riding his motorcycle across America doing hero stuff and getting to know the people he protects. I'm dead. I can't. Stick a fork in me, comics, you win.

[zephsomething]

Xander you fight like a child

[reinao3o]

Gloves

//proceeds to constantly re-watch Kyle pull off one of his gloves off with his mouth

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I have a thing with people pulling off gloves with their mouth

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even if they remind me of the paper cutout dolls I made in kindergarten

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I feel the judging

[pajama-nerd]

Superhumans fighting

Whenever they show genetically enhanced/engineered people fighting, it’s always kind of fluid and graceful. 

In my head, when two superhumans are fighting each other, it looks more like two kids fighting, just because of the balance they’re at, ability-wise.

"Stop it!"

"You stop!" 

"Stop trying to hit me!" 

"Moooooom!"

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This has been a peek into my brain that you didn’t want.