#slashyashy

[lxrosalita-a]

      “  should  i  be  concern  why  you’re  wrapped  in  a  lot  of  bandages  ?  “  she  asked,  tilting  her  head  a  bit  to  examine  the  tall  male.  “  you  didn’t  escape  from  a  mental  asylum,  did  you  ?  “  a  light  smile  on  her  lips as  she  placed  her  hands  behind  herself.  cause  if  that  were  the  case,  he’d  be  PERFECT  for  this  spell  she  wanted  to  try  out.    

@slashyashy liked for an evil!rosa !!

[rock-you-like-a-hurricxne]

--Word on the grapevine is that you've got the most TALENT. That true?"

‘I have a talent for kicking ass.’

‘Wanna see?’

[fidelisfatum]

@slashyashy 

   “ Hey darling sweetie poo, you said that you were a family man~ And yet I can’t seem to understand where on earth they could be, after all, you wander around so aimlessly like you don’t have a home! I rather it’s also rude considering you’ve been harassing mine, so tell me: who are they? It’s hard to imagine a woman keeping her hands off such a sexy body and charming.... eyes. ”

[fidelisfatum]

      Did he just put hair gel in his hair in fucking front of them??????

[fidelisfatum]

slashyashy

  "--Hey, sweet cheeks, wanna hear a joke?"

“–The punchline is……..MY LIFE. Get it? Because I wanna die.” 

              “ You must be quite the delight at dinner parties~ ” She chuckles.

"--Also, is your daughter single? Asking for a friend. A handsome friend, I might add."

      “ Both of my daughters are single, unless they’ve been hiding things from us again. I don’t think you’d be very welcomed by their father, as sly as you think you are~ Ariela is far too shy and Alecto? Well... she’s just... unique. ”

[fidelisfatum]

slashyashy

  "--Knock knock."

You sort of just stare at her, frowning. “–And here I was about to make you laugh so fuckin’ hard, but all you do is hurt me. That’s fucked up.” You collapse onto the floor. “Leave me here to die, you monster.” You then sprung back to your feet, as if what had happened hadn’t happened at all. “–I was GONNA SAY……lemme smash. plz.” Ah, yes. The kids nowadays call that a MEME.

     Rosalina looked upon her friend in confusion, brows furrowed and her rosewood lips parted just enough to look as if she’d been dazed. How did she respond to this? How was this going to make her laugh into tears? “ Let you... smash? Smash what? Is this some innuendo to fuck my ass? I’ll have you know, Ash, that such a question is very inappropriate for a lady such as myself. The only man adventuring my ass is going to be my husband--... wait, is this one of those stupid internet things? Now that I think about it, it sounds familiar. ”

[fidelisfatum]

"--Knock knock."

     “ Oh my, The Mummy Returns! What brings you this way so late in the night? Maybe looking for The Mummy’s Shroud? The Mummy’s Hand? The Mummy’s Ghost? That’s awfully rude of me, I completely forgot you might want to further elaborate on your past: The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb? ”

                                              … .

                  “ You had better appreciate all the effort I put into that. ”

[mikrifotia]

                      ‘ demon? ‘ despite the holy water dripping from the tip of her nose and the otherwise surprised look written across her face, ursula makes no move against the -- well, he appears to be a man, doesn’t he? a sigh. she pads the water from her face, but the majority of her shirt is soaked straight through. ‘ i’m afraid you’re a bit off the mark, and -- a bit heavy handed with that holy water if I do say so myself. ‘ ( @slashyashy / ♥’d ! )