@sleepindarkness who did not ask for this
“Hey, I’m not a serial killer, right?” Not technically, anyway, even if he does kill people and enjoy being good at his job.
Look, Rod is a lot of things to a lot of people and knows it, most of them variants on ‘terrible’ or ‘annoying’ or ‘technically good at his job but god, at what cost?’; but there are a couple of things he’s pretty sure he’s not. ( almost sure. mostly sure. )
“ ‘cause I told Alexi--” Captain Bauer, you know, of the perfect composure, “that and he just kinda made a face at me.”















