FAN NUMBER 76!!!!! can I please get some Stardew Valley silly goofy friend stuff between Krobus, the Mine Dwarf, and the Farmer?? Krobus and the Dwarf are fighting over who gets to stay in the spare bedroom and who will have to sleep in the field, while an exasperated farmer just wants to go to BED!!!! for all my honk schnooers!!
OMG YES OK I GOT YOU
The shed
(Platonic!!) farmer x mine dwarf x Krobus
Finally.
After the long day of farming, fishing, gathering, selling, and talking to friends all I could think about Is my nice new bed I bought yesterday. The mattress is soft yet still firm. The frame of the bed is made out of nice mahogany wood and it actually holds my mattress up this time.
Hell I even got my house upgraded by Robin. She included a nursery even thought she knows I’m not married, maybe she’s giving a subtle push to get married. Either way, I had turned the nursery into a large guest room. I was able to fit two beds in there while there’s still plenty of room.
I got inside my new house and immediately fell on the couch. It was the same shit couch that was here when I first came to Pelican town. I never bothered to get a new couch, well I don’t think I’d be able to throw out this nasty couch. Is it possibly a fire hazard? Sure but it carried so many memories.
The day had been humid, dry, and hot. I needed to get up for a shower but I couldn’t get up. My legs felt like thin sticks that would snap if I tried to get up. So I stayed on the couch, even though I knew this couch felt like cardboard I couldn’t find a reason to care.
It was still to early to sleep but for now all I wanted to do was sleep. All the lights were already off. The curtains were pulled back letting the orange light from the setting sun in. The air conditioning made the sjouse colder but it felt good, it was cooling my body down and I felt my eyelids getting heavier.
5 hours later
I woke up to rustling outside. The room was cold and dark making me wish I had grabbed a blanket, but I had no time to think about it. I had grabbed my shotgun and ran outside. Some coyotes have been nabbing the chickens the past month, which has started to make me consider getting a farm dog or two.
I swung the door open expecting to see a coyote or something carrying one of my chickens in its mouth. Instead I got the sight of Krobus wresting the mining dwarf. They both stared at me for a second, as if they didn’t expect to see me.
“What is happe-“ I started but the two creatures quickly stood up and both started talking over eachother. Pointing and accusing. Lord, it was too early for this. I waited till they were finished talking over eachother which felt like ages. When they finally stopped I asked again. “What’s happening?”
“I was going to sleep in your shed since you said I can anytime. And for some reason HE was already here.” Krobus shouted, and pointed to the Mining Dwarf. I could hear the Mining Dwarf scoff, i turned to the small cloaked figure.
“You said that I could come anytime!” He huffed and pointed at me. I didn’t know HE would be here!” He hissed. I stood there, i honestly didn’t know what to do. I should have known this problem would appear. Now I had two angry creatures on my land. One shed snd one guest room.
I could call the wizard for help, but last time i called him this early he hit me with his stick. No one in the town knows about these two, nor would they believe me. I scratched my head, trying to come up with some kind of idea so I could get back to sleep. Maybe o could sperate the shed, one half for Krobus and the other for the Mining Dwarf? No, they would kill each other, and thats not going to be fun for me to clean in the morning. I couldn’t just build a new shed out of nothing in a short notice.
“Can someone please just take the guest room? I groaned.
“Then you’d be going back on your word!” Krobus shouted. I slapped my hand to my forehead and slowly let it fall to my chin.
“What? What are you talking about.”
“You said-“
“I know what i said!” I shouted. I took a deep breath. “Okay, What will convince ou get sleep in the guest room?” I asked. They both gave each other a confused look..
“Shed.” They said in unison. I groaned louder, a bit over dramatic but it was 12 am i could act however i wanted.
“My house haas air conditioning.” I added.
“But… Shed.” Krobus said but more softly.
“Free bed.”
“SHED.” The Mining Dwarf shouted.
“I have a kitchen you can get food.” I said, well it sounded like pleading. They both stood there in silence. I stood in silence, the only sound was the nearby crickets. A couple minutes went by with just silence. It was peaceful, until Krobus kicked the Mining Dwarf in the shin. The mining Dwarf let out a yelp, then tackled Krobus to the ground. I stomped over and kicked dirt on them to try to break up the fight. No was i getting in between that.
“You little sh- MY EYES.” The Mining Dwarf shrieked, Krobus jumped back.
“They’re on MY side.” He proclaimed.
“I am on no ones side. I just want to sleep!” I shouted. They both paused. Looked at each other confused.
“Did he wake you u-.” The Mining Dwarf started but i cut in.
“No, you BOTH woke me up.” I huffed. This was getting to be too much. The air seemed to still in that moment. They looked at me with concern, well Krobus looked concerned.
“I- I can take the guest room.” Krobus said quietly. The mining Dwarf stood tall.
“VICTORY!” He shouted before running to the shed. Krobus and i stood there in silence.
“If it’s okay..” He added. I sighed and nodded.
“Yes yes it is just come in.” I said walking to the door.
Hey guys sorry I haven’t updated in a while, things got real busy real fast, and i didnt want to write something half assed. If i do, then i feel awful writing it and putting it on the internet. Also i got a list of people i want to fight now, but i am not a violent person so i just pout about it. Also sorry This one is on the shorter side!
thinking about it now, it feels like an andi mack au
how it started it felt like i was working out in a gym and some people came over and started bullying & hitting/pushing me.
then it moves on to looking in a mirror or something and there was no face in the mirror (a lot of my dreams people don’t have faces) but it doesn’t really feel like myself.
then it switches to a school hallway where the perspective has changed but it hasn’t, it’s obvious to me at this point that i’m seeing this dream through cyrus. tj passes with his friends and doesn’t acknowledge cyrus.
after this it for some reason changed to a close up to tj’s face. i could see his hair messily out of his hat, his natural hair color. the hat (though in the dream i didn’t see it til it was off his head) was black with rainbow on the underside of the bill. his face looked like a mix of his own and someone who goes by benkrotv (or benkro_tv depending on the social media).
the dream then shifts and it feels like some time has gone by. the point of view has changed again this time to andi. switching between her pov and a third person one that follows her.
in the same hallway, she got in a (physical) fight with tj and at some point got his hat off. she seems happy to have gotten it off but before she can get to it to grab it off the floor, one of tj’s friends picks it up, andi yells “no” in like slow mo aand then i woke up because a telemarketer called me ):
