[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[laserbobcat]

Unrelated, Best Boy Hank Green made a cute, no subscription, not invasive and full of malwares app.

It's a cute lil app that helps you step away from your phone and leave it alone for a time you set, to stay away from distraction. If you pick up the phone, the knitting lil bean loses all of his knitting... So if you say "I'm setting down my phone for half an hour so I can efficiently clean the table and bag up the trash" it helps resisting the call of the screen. Because you can't make the bean sad. The bean is too cute.

4th place in the downloads jfc. I think people are starved for simple and honest softwares with no evils schemes and data stealing

[carolofthebell]

1st place, above chatGPT at the moment!!!

It’s adorable! I love my bean, I’m so proud of their socks. They work so hard!

It’s like practicing healthy boundaries, but with myself.

[leebrontide]

Reblog to make ChatGPT loose to a cute knitting bean.

[laddersmp3]

D <3 P D <3 P D <3 P

[queenusagiblog]

this one's for you ✨

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[ghostclvb]

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

[ghostclvb]

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

[ghostclvb]

spy kids 2:

me, approximately age 9:

[ghostclvb]

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

[tobiasdrake]

Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

[queerpunktomatoes]

A source, in case you were wondering.

Also wanna call out this Reddit comment I found from DemonMomLillith:

[Image ID: "Wait, you mean cis gender people don't want to transition to gain a fictitious advantage in sports?! I'm shook, I'm floored! My world is crashing down around me! What's next, we will find out that people don't want to transition just to invade people's privacy in the restrooms!?" End ID.]

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[ash-wynn]

hi house fandom I drew this for you do you like it

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

@imsquat

[official-kircheis]

[despazito]

[i-am-a-fish]

reasons to brush your teeth

delicious minty treat just for you

feels weird and fun

yum yummy mint flavor

brains when they see a routine 🧠🎉

powerful mouth

[i-am-a-fish]

reasons I take my gummy multivitamin every morning

my daily fruit snack :)

certainly another reason

there must be

[i-am-a-fish]

reasons I take my meds every morning

forgot

[stupidpop]

[psychotic-gerard]

fuck you hostile architecture fuck you requiring proof of someone’s address fuck you removing benches fuck you street sweeps fuck you pay-to-unlock bathrooms fuck you anti-encampment laws fuck you parking meters fuck you homeless shelters/hostels that make you pay, that have a cap on the amount of personal belongings you can have, that have rampant unaddressed abuse fuck you anti-homeless laws fuck you police fuck you fuck everything that criminalises being homeless

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[kateis-cakeis]

Alright, say it with me everybody:

Diabetes jokes are not funny!!!!

Calling any dessert, in fact any sugar at all, diabetes is a gross misrepresentation of all types of diabetes, and is just rude, ableist, particularly fatphobic, and just plain nasty.

So shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and stop making diabetes jokes I swear to fuck!

[eyecantread]

Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]