Slex Headcanons (ft. NSFW) Pt. 3
Another rapid fire round of Slex Headcanons! Been a while so we're just gonna jump right back in. Peep that title and proceed with caution cause some of these are gonna get heated~ +18 obvs lol Pt.1 , Pt.2 , Slex Headcanon Masterlist
Lex will always prefer to takes showers at night. He doesn't have a proper nightly routine but he tired to keep one once.
It ended on just the second night when he stayed up late working and didn't understand why he was so tired until he looked out the window and saw the sun coming up.
Slade often gets annoyed with how anal Lex is about taking showers at night. They head to bed way too late? Lex gotta take a shower and Slade has to wait for his man. They fool around and get messy? Lex has to take a shower before he goes to bed while Slade is all pissed cause he WANTED Lex to spend the night all messy in bed with him.
Even though he's so particular about himself, Lex doesn't actually give a shit if Slade takes a shower or not before bed. He knows that Slade will take one at some point so it's not an issue.
Slade pees in the shower but wont admit it.
Lex tries to save himself time in the shower before bed and brushes his teeth in the shower.
Lex routinely showers with his glasses on. He cracked two ribs once when he was showering without them and won't dare risk it again.
LEX IS A BLANKET THIEF.
Slade doesn't actually give a shit that Lex takes the covers. Slade typically just sleeps with the blanket pulled up to his chest anyway so it's not like he's cold sensitive.
Slade would be happy with a mattress on the floor and a single pillow but Lex demands a more cushy bed.
Once he realized that Lex was full committed to getting a new bed set up, Slade only had one condition. Wooden headboard.
Lex didn't realize why it was such a sharp sticking point in the decision making process until they christened the new furniture the first night they had it.
Lex constantly scolds Slade for snacking in bed but Slade doesn't listen.
Lex can't sleep if the TV is too loud or too bright, he would actually prefer for the room to be totally dark at night but that doesn't happen.
Slade needs the TV to be on for him to actually get to sleep. He hates trying to go down in a pitch black room. It puts him away too much on edge and he'll just stay up all night tossing and turning.
Lex floated the idea of a nightlight but Slade promptly said 'Fuck No'.
If they aren't in bed to fuck, the pair actually doesn't speak much while lying in bed at night.
Lex knows that if he's talking in bed then he's not sleeping or fucking, so if he's up he might as well be doing something productive. This boy does NOT bedrot.
Slade just likes his night to be nearing an end if he's in bed and they aren't fucking.
That's not to say they ignore eachother though! Slade will prop himself up in bed and watch shit on the TV with the lights off and Lex, while trying to shield his eyes from the light radiating off of the screen, will turn towards Slade and practically cuddle into him.
Slade usually has to take Lex's glasses off for him. Lex is terrible about taking them off before he gets settled in bed.
Slade has 0 problem about jacking off with Lex sleeping next to him in bed. He'll even look over and watch Lex sleep while he does it. He doesn't even bother to try and keep his voice down while he does it.
Slade highkey wants to wake Lex up when he does it.
Lex has woken up exactly 3 times because Slade moans too damn loud when he cums.
Slade falls asleep after Lex 9/10 times. That 10% where Slade goes down before Lex, Lex will turn off the TV and get comfy. Only to wake up the next morning with his head hurting and his glasses fucked up because he slept with them on, the frames having been digging into the side of his head all night.
Lex fell in love with Slade first but Slade fell harder.
When it comes to kink exploration, Slade is way more open about telling Lex he wants to try new things but getting him to actually try them is the hard part.
Like, Slade will admit almost immediately share when he finds a new kink but he's surprisingly slow to introduce in the bedroom. Lex is a bit more skeptical about exploring new things but once he decides he's down for it he actually gets impatient and will just jump into it without actually discussing it first.
Funfact, that's how acupuncture play got introduced and banned within a single night at their place.
Slade doesn't want a boat but he wants to fuck Lex on a boat!
Lex doesn't want a yacht but he wants to fuck Slade on a yacht.
Believe it or not those are two different things and the two of them will defend that with their lives.
Lex had never given head before so it was a very step learning curve. He used teeth...
Slade...Slade was pretty sore after the first time. He had fun! He thinks...
Slade was eager to teach Lex by repeatedly showing him but he's pretty sure Lex intentionally kept giving shitty blowjobs just so Slade would give them to him.
That's not the case. Lex just sucked at sucking for a while.
Despite looks, both men are actually switches! Slade just prefers being a service top and Lex prefers bottoming. That being said, sometimes Slade pulls a pillow princess routine and Lex decides to pull rank and wants to dominate Slade, it just depends on the mood.
Slade will just walk around in his boxers in the apartment.
Speaking of, Slade only had a one bedroom apartment before he moved in with Lex. Once Lex became CEO of his own company, he splurged on a nicer apartment and didn't hesitate to move Slade in.
Before they went public with the relationship, the cover was just that Slade was a live in, full time bodyguard. That's actually what happened, so it's technically the truth, but it's still just a good cover story to have anyway.
Lex has small feet. He can't fit into kid's sizes but he's only like a size 8 in men's.
Slade wears a fake wedding band and it pisses Lex off SO MUCH. He started wearing it just to pick up chicks at bars and its just become a part of his normal attire.
It does not help the rumors lol
Lex is intent on giving Slade a proper wedding band at some point but he's keeping that close to his chest for now.
Slade learns that Lex never attended his senior prom, he wont tell Slade why but he's determined to find out why.
Eventually Lex caves and tells Slade that it's for two reasons. He thought it was stupid. And nobody asked him.
That's when Lex tells Slade that because he was in advanced placement classes and because he skipped a grade, he was about two years younger than everyone in his graduating class.
Lex was also a very dorky teen, like the adult he is now, so that coupled with the age difference didn't leave him as anyone's first choice.
Slade, in a moment of romantic zeal, plans a small two person prom.
He snuck into an unused research room in LexCorp and set everything up. A small lattice arch for them to walk under, balloons done up, a few streamers that are halfassedly put up, mood lightning set while a small speaker softly plays music. Slade even tried to set up a snack table like you'd have at a normal prom but it's got more things suited to Slade's taste than Lex's but it's still pretty good.
Lex is very VERY embarrassed and almost backs out of the room when he sees what Slade planned but he stops when Slade extends out a hand towards him before he speaks.
"Come on, Lexi...You're my first choice."
"You..You're something else, Slade..."