#slimy posts

[the-real-averythemayo]

Well, seems like I found my way here… wherever here is… Let’s explore!

Surely I’ll be able to find D3rlord3 here….

🪴

#slimy posts = they call him the yapperrr

#im real trust me = lore if it ever happens

Lore ig…?

This is the fake Avery if you couldn’t tell <3 bro somehow found his way on tumblr and is gonna make it everyone’s problem….

Ooc: sup yall idk what im doing but yayyyy fake Avery isn’t this silly??? I think its so silly <3

You’ll know it’s me vs “Avery” talking via ⭐️ on posts if I ever decide to go out of character ^^ depends on what happens…? Idk first rp blog but not first time rping :P

[askverythemayo]

breathing and healing i will be okay ❤️ it will be fine if he doesnt respond i will move on like normal ❤️ i will be okay ❤️

[askverythemayo]

daaawwwggg am i doomed by the narrative dawg

[askverythemayo]

digging my nails into my legs maybe. i can afford to hope. maybe it will be okay.

[askverythemayo]

WE'RE COUNTING THIS AS A WIN 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[askverythemayo]

it is normal to want to pick people up princess carry and just. go places. while holding them. by the way.

[askverythemayo]

get it cause. askverythemayo. askvery. avery. ask avery.

im a comedic genius, i know, please, one at a time

avery, he/him, uhh what else do i put here?

esfp, if you wanna know that haha also my pokeability score is a 9 apparently:)

hmm... some guy made some youtube videos about my minecraft world one time, it was a really weird watch lol

what elseee uhhh i like biology and botany- actually on that note gimme a sec i haven't watered my plants in a while

asks are open:)

no slimeballs? 🏳️‍⚧️

uhhhh tags! yeahh:D

#slimy posts <== hey woah thats me talkin

#slimy asks <== now thats YOU talking

#slimy plants <== my babies. i gave birth to em. dont fact check this. also workposting, that too

#slimy journal <== private posts, for only a few 2 seeeeeee

(mod here but #slimy notes is accidentally spilled note files and #boss posts are posts made by camila:])

more to come maybe if i get around to it:/

(mod stuff (+ any updates + anon list) n rules below cut

mod here- you'll never find me!! hoo hoo!! i mainly use this to shitpost or rp, ask anything puh leaseeee

upd to the mod: so hi. uh. turns out im fictkin, so thats cool, this will not affect the blog at all i think, im just as chill as before, rules still stand,

UPD TO THE UPD TO THE MOD. IM A FICTIVE NEVERMINDDDD

no nsfw, mod is a minor!!

please be. nice. like dont come here just to be a dick

10 degrees celsius is warm enough for cargo shorts screw you

i dont know, just, be cool?? lol

this universes Derek is @ask-d3rlord !!

TAKEN ANON SIGNOFFS:

🎤, 🧨🐇,

[askverythemayo]

if i name this stray cat hastur will it piss off the king or will i just get persistent headaches. and is that tradeoff worth it.