get mayo'd

an ask blog!! woo!!

[askverythemayo]

get it cause. askverythemayo. askvery. avery. ask avery.

im a comedic genius, i know, please, one at a time

avery, he/him, uhh what else do i put here?

esfp, if you wanna know that haha also my pokeability score is a 9 apparently:)

asks are open:)

no slimeballs? 🏳️‍⚧️

fictive blog, roleplayers are welcome cause you guys are funny but this is also a personal blog loll

uhhhh tags! yeahh:D

update: these tags are mostly defunct! because were a system and this isnt just a roleplay blog now! keeping them for the :]

#slimy posts <== hey woah thats me talkin

#slimy asks <== now thats YOU talking

#slimy plants <== my babies. i gave birth to em. dont fact check this. also workposting, that too

#slimy journal <== private posts, for only a few 2 seeeeeee

(mod here but #slimy notes is accidentally spilled note files and #boss posts are posts made by camila:])

more to come maybe if i get around to it:/

[askverythemayo]

I want to draw u but I have left my markers at home. Top 10 anime betrayals

GRAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOO

truly tragic :[

i will hold this moment in my heart forever,,,

[miku-blue-n-pronouns]

I will draw u when I get home……it will be so silly………..there will be so many cool colors…………….this is true i am using my awesome powers to make it so

[askverythemayo]

i will try to draw you......cant say itll be great but itll be something.....................

[miku-blue-n-pronouns]

woag.. thanks yuo

[askverythemayo]

yuor welcome bird on my windowsil

[askverythemayo]

I want to draw u but I have left my markers at home. Top 10 anime betrayals

GRAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOO

truly tragic :[

i will hold this moment in my heart forever,,,

[miku-blue-n-pronouns]

I will draw u when I get home……it will be so silly………..there will be so many cool colors…………….this is true i am using my awesome powers to make it so

[askverythemayo]

i will try to draw you......cant say itll be great but itll be something.....................

[askverythemayo]

I want to draw u but I have left my markers at home. Top 10 anime betrayals

GRAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOO

truly tragic :[

i will hold this moment in my heart forever,,,

[askverythemayo]

hmmmm the normal guy urge to leave every server im in and log out of everything and delete all my accounts and crawl into a hole and never talk to anyone again who airdropped that photo into my head wait i need to draw this

yeah so anyway i cant get the true level of anguish on his face but it looked like this

it also snapped me out of a pre-spiral so thanks i guess?

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[boxocroco]

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

[gay--dog]

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[segamascott]

[bunniecain]

everyday i log onto tumblr dot com and post bullshit nothing burger

[laterkiss]

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

[askverythemayo]

got called a himbo and i dont know how to feel about this????

[chromatic-shutter]

[chromatic-shutter]

[marlinspirkhall]

Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.

[marlinspirkhall]

#genuinely because like if we were always like this then maybe it will be okay #and life isnt uniquely horrible now

@daftpatience

[deerdogs]

dunno if anyone’s pointed this out yet, but the numeric ID for the heart of the sea is 571.. like….Hummer5718…

[medaplay]

So 571 stands for heart of the sea. What about the 8 at the end of the number?

There is no fucking way.

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[boxocroco]

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

[gay--dog]

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]