#slitherweb

[omni-present-god-send]

Great day for annoying people (me)

SPOILERS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 2 EPISODE 3

ZESTIOUS CRUMBS THEY MET AND HAD EXACTLY TWO SCENES TOGETHER WE FUCKING WON

[nightmarerose1]

Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

[frie-ice]

This Hazbin Hotel collage of Sir Pentious and Zestial, I don't know what started this ship as these two sinners didn't cross paths in the series, but people still ship them and I'm not going to stop them from supporting it.

This ship is also known as SlitherWeb, Snakespeare, SirZest, CobraSilk, PenZest and SilkSnake.

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial: *knocks on the door of the hotel*

Angel Dust: *opens door* we're accepting anyone ya don't haveta fucking koc- oh it's you, I'll get Penny boy for ya

Zestial: delightful

Angel Dust: PENNI, YA FUCKING SUGAR DADDIES HERE!

Sir Pentious: *coming from a different room* OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT MY SUGAR DADDY YOU PERVERT!

Angel Dust: whatever you say toots

Several days later

Zestial: *sips tea* Carmilla

Carmilla: *also sipping tea* yes Zestial?

Zestial: what doth sugar daddy mean?

Carmilla: *chokes on tea*

[hideawayfairy]

Sir Pentious' egg boiz give away his crush on Zestial. Picture this: when the eggs see Zestial, they keep talking about all the ways Pentious is crushing on him.

Egg Boi 1: Our boss thinks you have pretty eyes!

Egg Boi 2: He had a whole scheme to detonate the city in your image!

Egg Boi 3: Would you say your perfect date is riding on an air balloon?

Poor Sir Pentious has to silence them all the while feeling embarrassed that his crush has been revealed. He can't look Zestial in the eyes after that.

[grimfurbybitch]

Zestial trying to court Sir Pentious by dancing but instead of fancy ballroom dancing its tropical bird mating dances

he uses his cape in place of wings

because let's be honest, they do look like wings

i cant draw but this is the vision

[grimfurbybitch]

this pretty much sums up my opinions on him and I will NOT be taking criticism

[grimfurbybitch]

Sir Pentious: *sneaking in after "hanging out" with Zestial*

Charlie: *Turns on a lamp* Where were you!? We were so worried!

Sir Pentious: GAH!- I-I wasss at.......work

Angel Dust: *turns on second lamp* we both know ya ain't got a job toots

Sir Pentious: Ugh fine, I wasss.... battling my nemesssissss, Cherri Bomb!

Cherri Bomb: *turning on a THIRD lamp* try again bitch

Sir Pentious: Sssshit

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