wtf i want to be in this tech class w warriors and mallowstep appreciators
a;lkdsjf i cannot tell you how crazy that is like that does not feel like a real story i am a little internet blogger with like. 300 followers. that's not supposed to happen to people like me what are the goddamn odds. either someone is making the story up to boost my ego (<333) or it's just insane and if i didn't have bigger things going on rn i'd need to talk to my therapist about it.
me: so remember when i said the puritans finally caught on so we can stop talking about my tumblr. well. apparently.
therapist: aren't we supposed to be talking about [redacted major incident about on the level of "i was in the hospital"]?
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so like...yeah dlaksfaj;j i can't











