#slumpt

[cutual]

[machiavellianis]

💀

[sabrina-the-teenage-cat]

… somebody had too much meow-lcohol!

[holy-darling]

[dexamphetamine4cats]

...

!!!

[mischiefmanagedmostly]

My roommate and I had two first encounters that were both INSANE

The first night I met my current roommate we were both going to a frat party and our mutual friend introduced us and then disappeared which usually I wouldve never thought about this girl again until we were reintroduced on another day except she took an edible for the first time that night and got so SLUMPT I had to make sure she made it back to her dorm okay... again wouldve forgotten this random high girl anyway because thats just a common sight on campus EXCEPT this LEGEND came walking back into the party with a whole other group of friends like I didn’t just leave her in bed with a trash can placed conveniently close... I have never seen someone recover so quick nor manage to go all the way back across campus to a frat house she had only been shown to that night. So she’s been my best friend for over 2 years now and we still laugh about it

[cizrek]

This dude #Slumpt #Asleep. . . #Birb #Birbs #Burbz #Burb #Borb #Bird #Birds #Budgie #Sleeping #Slept #Sleep #Sleeps #Cute #Nature #Wildlife #Birdz #Birdy #Birdie #Splotches #BudgieBird #BudgieBirds #NightTime #BirdSleep #SleepingBird #Pets #Funny #Night https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx4H6ARDLLO/?igshid=16az83pbv3get

[samprobono]

#slumpt Peaches 🍑 Baebe https://www.instagram.com/p/BxjArCPF-KZ2_WJ6g4FM0S7P3Q0t0-C6R43Kd00/?igshid=1dxzmzpylfrvb