#slurs??

[saeivra]

what the actual fuck is going on

[thegodofdecay]

((Me: I wanna stay up a little longer to write and draw! I have some threads to get to and I love doing this outfit meme!

My body: FucK YOU GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP I AM CLOSING THESE DAMN EYES BINCH))

[groovygianni]

why u such a big faggu

listen here, u lil’ shit

[itsjohnegman]

[lorekeepings]

bruh if i dont get to play eso before our plus trial runs out i am going to be an UNHAPPY BITCH

[carcinogeno-blog]

I MADE A BLUBBERING IDIOT OUT OF MYSELF FOR THIS WEEK, AND PROBABLY WAS A TOTAL AWKWARD PRESENCE WHEN I FELL ASLEEP IN A SOFA THAT ISN’T IN MY HOUSE, NONETHELESS, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU GUYS FEW THINGS?

YOU SHOULDN’T READ, BUT SINCE YOU’RE HERE THIS FAR, BEAR WITH IT, ASSHOLE.

BUT YET, I’M FORCED TO SOMETIMES UPDATE THIS BLOG WITH SOME FEW ENTRIES ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS SHIT OR OTHERWISE IT SEEMS LIKE THE DEPARTMENT OF SADISTIC ASSHOLES BEING PAID TO PUT ME THROUGH BLOGGING ANTICS AS SOME FORM OF WEIRD TORTURE WILL ‘BE WORRIED’ ABOUT MY WELL BEING.

WHICH, HONESTLY, IS A COMPLETE LIE, BUT WHO AM I TO JUST GO AND LOSE MY JOB OVER STUPID SHIT? NOT ME, OF COURSE. LET’S SEE HOW FAR THIS GOES BEFORE I LET OUT FEW TOO MANY TRUTHS.

THEN YOU ASSHOLES WILL LEARN TO NOT FORCE ME TO DO SHIT, I’LL GET BACK TO YOU I SWEAR I WILL, WHATEVER SHITSMEAR NAME YOUR PARENTS THOUGHT THEY WERE GIVING TO A HUMAN BEING, BUT!

SURPRISE!

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND IF YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS IS CONTRIBUTING TO MAKE ME RELAX I’LL WRITE OUT A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT HOW MISTAKEN YOU ARE AND HOW YOU SHOULD RE-DO YOUR FUCKING PSYCHOLOGY COURSE YOU VERY VERY SORRY ANTAGONISTIC FUCK.

AS MY SHRINK, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW AT ME A BUNCH OF PSYCHOLOGICAL BUZZWORDS SO I’D PULL AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT OUT OF MY ASS, NOT THROW ME IN SOME ALTERNATIVE BULLSHIT TREATMENT THAT HAS DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE ME PROBABLY BREAK A KEYBOARD OR TWO, I SHOULD SEND THE BILLS TO YOU, SO YOU CAN LEARN TO NOT TRY TO PULL BULLSHIT THAT DOESN’T WORK.

I’LL FIND YOU, I’LL LEARN YOUR NAME, JUST YOU WAIT.

NÃO QUE EU ESPERE QUE VOCÊ REALMENTE LEIA QUALQUER COISA AQUI, JÁ QUE VOCÊ NÃO DÁ O MINIMO VALOR PARA O QUE EU FALO OU PENSO DE VERDADE, E COM ESSE SALÁRIO PRÓXIMO À DE UM ATOR, EU NÃO DUVIDO NADA, CODENOME FILHO DA PUTA.

MAS SÓ EM CASO DE VOCÊ LER QUALQUER COISA, ENTENDA: ISSO AQUI É UMA COMPLETA BOSTA, EU SÓ ESTOU TOLERANDO ISSO AQUI PORQUE O MEU SALÁRIO É GRANDE O SUFICIENTE.

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, HELLO, KARKAT CARDOSO IS BACK, PROBABLY TO COMPLAIN SOME MORE.

YOU GUYS MUST BE MASOCHISTIC SHITFUCKS TO FOLLOW ME, BUT I’M NOT ONE TO JUDGE YOUR WEIRD KINKS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK MAKES YOU STAY AND READ ALL OF THIS, YOU PROBABLY HAVE TONS OF FREE TIME, OR NOT, BUT YOU’RE WASTING IT ANYWAY, WHICH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE SPENDING IN MORE PRODUCTIVE SHIT RATHER THAN BLOGGING.

[puns-and-cats-blog]

i love this video so much for some reson