#slytehrin

[cherriescroquetandarchery]

Thirty-Three / serious fan girl / infant teacher / CRPS warrior.

New York State now, but not married to my area. Loves bunnies, English breakfast tea, stars, writing, singing and women. 🏳️‍🌈

Be my Serpent Queen? 🐍 I’ll be your River Vixen. 💙💛

Single and independent. A mix of Cheryl, Elsa and Narcissa Black.

instagram cheryl__marjorie_bombshell

Red lipstick ♥️ come be my blotter? If you get this reference omg.

Very seriously want a gf // looking for connection - very seriously want to date. LDR approved. Sweep me off my feet with sweet romantic texts.

Be the Toni to my Cheryl ; )

#Choni ♥️🍒#Slytherin & yes I love Game of Thrones.

[snapeingturtle]

What I wanted: Bonding with fellow little snek kids, have fun and discuss if Snape really is a vampire or not

What I got: Merula fucking Snyde

[notinsufferable]

*after an argument*

Ravenclaw: Die in hell.

Slytherin: I'll see you there.

[freakwilkes]

Yeah, I think that proves that our character is really going to change over time, and like, growing up, and such, stop seeming to be 12 years old.

But it also makes it seem like we're just going to meet Barnaby Lee in the sixth or seventh year.

[the-most-things-fan]

The houses as things my friends have said

Gryffindor: Lets google translate our way to victory

Ravenclaw: *puts glasses on backwards* I am The SmoRteSt

Slytherin: No go eat half of your firstborn

Hufflepuff: boof

@xen0syne @zelda208

[teramjna]

why do i even fucking bother with this game

[harrypotterheartz-blog]

#3 Slytherin Life

Person A: What house are you in?

Person B: Slytherin. The Best House Ever!

Person A: Yea, I don't like you anymore.

Person B: But... I'm nice ... really...

Person A:

Person B:*Turns around silently and goes away*

[videogamestechnology-blog1]

Hogwarts houses: Slytherin - Pottermore

Slytherin produces more than its share of Dark wizards, but also turns out leaders who are proud, ambitious and cunning. Merlin is one particularly famous Slytherin

I’m a Slytherin! Visit pottermore.com in order to discover your hogwarts house.