#slytherben

[burningflint-blog]

[text]: I have an essay due tomorrow, pls help.

[text]: If this is the Transfiguration essay that I TOLD YOU to do like two weeks ago, I will not help, I will just laugh.

[text]: But I also might help, because I’m nice like that. What’s the subject?

[venomousbree]

[PM] Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the potion ingredients. It was really cool of you, Bree. Maybe we could hang out soon or something.

[PM] No problem, you obviously really needed them and lucky for you you’re a fellow Slytherin and I happen to like you, not to mention I was in a pretty good mood. Sure we could hang out, I wouldn't mind that.

[mccclaralouise]

☯ If you're going to be an asshole you can't complain about everyone hating you. It comes with the territory.

I’m not an asshole, I’m sassy. There’s a big difference.

[becclawtheraven]

☯ I know you're protective of Kelsey but just because you're her best friend doesn't mean you get to control who she is and isn't friends with. I might be an asshole but I'd never be an asshole to her.

I’m not trying to control her. If I was trying to control her, I’d tell her the things I hear about you, but I want her to be happy. And I hate that you make her happy, because I’m scared that it’s just going to crush her when she realizes you’re not the guy she thinks you are. Why can’t you just be a better person so I don’t have to be scared all the time that she’s going to get her heart broken?

[kelseycornerclaw]

✆ ✉ ⁇ ✿ ø $

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text] Hello sleepyhead. Are you having a nice nap?[text] Well you shouldn’t be! I’m sitting her in the quad waiting for you and that creepy girl Bethany keeps staring at me. So please get your arse out here before she murders me. Your beauty sleep is not as important as my life, Snow White.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text] Sometimes I wonder why Becca dislikes you so much. She welcomes like everyone with open arms. It’s how we became friends. I feel like there must be some reason things are different with you. Is there something you guys aren’t telling me? You know what, no. Becca would tell me anything. This is stupid.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] AMELIA BEDELIA AND I TRIED FIREWHISKEY![text] I get why they call it fire now, ‘cause it burns.[text] You should come drink with us, you’re pretty and you know aobut alcohol. Plz don’t thogh ‘cause I’ll make a fool out of myslef. And I feel like I already do that enough when you’re around.[text] Why is that?[text] Ooops, I’m motor mouthing again. Just delete thouse, kay?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text] Hey good looking, what you got cooking? ;)[text] OH MY GOD. I so didn’t mean that like that. Oh wow, open foot insert mouth.[text] I mean... you know what I mean. Merlin...[text] I really want chocolate chip cookies and Becca’s super engrossed in some book and I wanted you to come bake them with me.[text] Let me just make it totally clear that you will not be getting anything else sweet out of this deal.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] Hey, are you asleep? I’m sorry if I woke you up.[text] I was just thinking about how we should totally go to Muggle London this summer, if you’re not too busy. There’s this place in Kensington Gardens I’d really like to show you, from this Muggle book.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU![text] Oh. That was totally meant for Oliver but it kind of works for you too, I guess. I’m the best, in case you hadn’t realized.

[mccclaralouise]

# % $

# for a random text

[SMS]: Do you wouldn’t happen to have a pain-reliever type thing, would you? [SMS]: I would go to Prince, but then I would have to say why I need it.

% for a curious text

[SMS]: Of all the things you could possibly do with your life, you chose the most illegal one. Why??

$ for an accidental text

[SMS]: I cannot stand him! I mean, is it so hard to just say excuse me?!?[SMS]: Umm.. wrong person. Sorry.