#text: benjamin

[nashhgordon]

text | benji + nash

Nash: Okay - hypothetical.

Nash: Say I wanted to buy flowers for a girl.

Nash: But I wanted it to be super casual~

Nash: What are your suggestions?

Nash: Just FYI this is a hypothetical for a hypothetical friend.

Nash: Definitely not me.

[juliasolanos-blog]

☾ ☢

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[text] No, I don’t have any brownie mix. It’s 1am! What the hell are you making brownies for?[text] Are you high?[text] Please don’t text me at this time, I thought it was a fucking emergency. Good night and good luck with the brownies. Please don’t burn the building down.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[text] How did you and Will end up as rummates?[text] Because he’s kind of 💪 and you’re kind of ✌️. It just doesn’t make ¢s.[text] I mean unless ur RA was really wasted when he made rooming assignments.

[jules-emerson-blog]

Text || Jules and Benjamin

Jules: You must be someone quite popular. This number was written in two different stalls at the bar last night.

Jules: So, how's it going?

[soph-reiss]

Text: Your big brother misses you. That's all.

Text: Come over then and stop being such a stranger.

[kelseycornerclaw]

Text ⇆ Kenji

Ben: I meant I have a polyjuice to look like Puck. It was kind of for the plan to frame him for stuff but you can have it if you want.

Kelsey: How bad do you think Puck tastes on a scale of not terrible to Becca's dad's cooking? Also, what did you steal of his to put in there?

[kelseycornerclaw]

Text ⇆ Kenji

Kelsey: I think I lied to you by accident.

Benjamin: About what?

Kelsey: Maybe I can't be just friends with you.

Kelsey: You were right, it hurts too much right now.

[kelseycornerclaw]

Text ⇆ Kenji

Ben: I hope you had a great New Year's Eve.

Kelsey: Not so much, but I think things are going to start getting better soon.

Kelsey: I wish you'd come, even if things are weird right now. What did you end up doing?

[kelseycornerclaw]

✆ ✉ ⁇ ✿ ø $

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text] Hello sleepyhead. Are you having a nice nap?[text] Well you shouldn’t be! I’m sitting her in the quad waiting for you and that creepy girl Bethany keeps staring at me. So please get your arse out here before she murders me. Your beauty sleep is not as important as my life, Snow White.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text] Sometimes I wonder why Becca dislikes you so much. She welcomes like everyone with open arms. It’s how we became friends. I feel like there must be some reason things are different with you. Is there something you guys aren’t telling me? You know what, no. Becca would tell me anything. This is stupid.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] AMELIA BEDELIA AND I TRIED FIREWHISKEY![text] I get why they call it fire now, ‘cause it burns.[text] You should come drink with us, you’re pretty and you know aobut alcohol. Plz don’t thogh ‘cause I’ll make a fool out of myslef. And I feel like I already do that enough when you’re around.[text] Why is that?[text] Ooops, I’m motor mouthing again. Just delete thouse, kay?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[text] Hey good looking, what you got cooking? ;)[text] OH MY GOD. I so didn’t mean that like that. Oh wow, open foot insert mouth.[text] I mean... you know what I mean. Merlin...[text] I really want chocolate chip cookies and Becca’s super engrossed in some book and I wanted you to come bake them with me.[text] Let me just make it totally clear that you will not be getting anything else sweet out of this deal.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text] Hey, are you asleep? I’m sorry if I woke you up.[text] I was just thinking about how we should totally go to Muggle London this summer, if you’re not too busy. There’s this place in Kensington Gardens I’d really like to show you, from this Muggle book.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU![text] Oh. That was totally meant for Oliver but it kind of works for you too, I guess. I’m the best, in case you hadn’t realized.