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Why is this so funny to me
To Raven
Slytherin : Hey Raven ?
Ravenclaw : hm what ?
Slytherin : F*ck you.
Ravenclaw : ... M'ok.
To Gryff
Slytherin : GRYFF !
Gryffindor : What do you want ?
Slytherin : F*ck you.
Gryffindor : WTF ?? COME AND SAY IT TO MA FACE YOU DAMN B*TCH YOU MESS WITH THE WRONG WIZARD !
To Huffle
Slytherin : Huff ?
Hufflepuff : Yes ?
Slytherin : F...
Hufflepuff : F ?
Slytherin : Ffff.
Hufflepuff : Well, Ffff you too, you sweet potato.
*huffle kisses Sly's cheek*
Slytherbitch
Draco Malfoy calls out OLLY OLLY OLLY
@ollytamaly
Slytherin : Hey Huff... Can you give me the responses to the homework for tomorrow ?
Hufflepuff : No Sly, for your own good, you must work by yourself. Like you where supposed to do.
Slytherin : I know but my cat is dead so I couldn't focus on those homeworks...
Hufflepuff : Oh my... Of course I'll give you the answer poor sweet thing... I'll get them wait a minute ok ?
Ravenclaw, reading in the corner of the room : How many cats are dead this month ?
Slytherin : 8.
Hufflepuff : I swear to god, if you touch the content of that pan, I will finish you. *Point a big spoon at Sly*
Slytherin : Excuse you, are you threating me with a spoon ?
Hufflepuff : Don't you dare disrespect the spoon.
With @sister-disasters.
Slytherin *playing Smash* : Hey Huff can you help me defeat this boss ? It's been hours and I can't beat him.
Hufflepuff : Yes sure ! Hold on a sec.
Gryffindor *whispering* : Wtf Sly you already beat him twice on my switch ...
Slytherin *whispering too* : She was sad I beat her earlier, I want to cheer her up by helping me.
Slytherin : I want a Gryffindor doormat for my place.
Hufflepuff : WTF I thought you hated Gryff ??
Slytherin : What ? Is it a crime to want to wipe your feet on Gryffindor's face ?
Slytherin : Why is Hufflepuff crying ?
Ravenclaw : McDonald's erased her favorite burger from the menu.
Slytherin : Oh my... She look devastated...
