Lys The Sly

Gay | Slytherbitch | chaotic neutral | Hate ya all | Fuck you Gryff !

[smolsawyer]

But we always, always stand back up. You can’t break us.

Ladies of Arcane

[slytherpuff-shenanigans]

Hufflepuff: why are you sad?

Slytherin: I dunno

Hufflepuff: no reason then?

Slytherin: No, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one it is this time.

[slytherpuff-shenanigans]

Hufflepuff: you’re not in pain are you?

Slytherin: Huff, I’m fine.

Slytherin: I mean I’m fine physically. Emotionally I’ve lost all grip on reality and I’m not sure what just happened but that’s not the point

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: I don’t really have friends.

Hufflepuff: Bold words from someone who is in hugging range.

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin : Wow bro, how did you get this black eye ?

Gryffindor : Erh, just debating about feminism with Huff. She was angry about one of my jokes and she punched me in the eye when I asked "wow, is it this time of the month ?"

Slytherin : Totally deserved.

[sister-disasters]

*Hufflepuff and Slytherin chilling and geeking*

Hufflepuff: *violently turn around to sly* YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW??

Slytherin:... wha-

Hufflepuff: I'M CRAVING A SNEAKERS RIGHT NOW

Slytherin: .... I'm scared of the day you'll actually be pregnant.

[lystheslytherin]

Hufflepuff : Oh my god... We NEED this broomstick Sly. I could sell my organs to get it.

Slytherin : I'd totally sell your organs for it.

[lystheslytherin]

Hufflepuff : Sly ? Why half of my cookie is gone?

Slytherin : Wanted to try it. Why ? It's just a cake Huff, not a big deal.

Hufflepuff : Just a cake ? Oh Merlin you better run before I stab you with the rest of my cookie.

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin : I could die of cuteness when I look at your adorable snoot.

Hufflepuff : *Blushing*

Slytherin : *pretend to be dead* Too many cuteness here !

Hufflepuff : Well. Guess someone have to finish his pizza...

[lystheslytherin]

Hufflepuff : Sly !! What have you done ?? Why did you cursed those Durmstrang students ?

Slytherin : They insulted Gryff in front of me.

Hufflepuff : ... So do you.

Slytherin : I'm the only one who can say shit about him. Back off Durmy get your own morron to bully.

[lystheslytherin]

Hufflepuff : What the hell is Sly doing that early ?

Ravenclaw : Jogging. Why ?

Hufflepuff : Sly ? Jogging ? Explain me what have you done.

Ravenclaw : I find the way for Gryff to be more prudent, and Sly to take better care of himself.

Hufflepuff : What are you ? Some kind of god ?

Ravenclaw : Nah I just bet with them on 'Who will live longer'.

Hufflepuff : ... You know they will try to kill each other, right ?

Ravenclaw : ABORD MISSION !!

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin *playing Smash* : Hey Huff can you help me defeat this boss ? It's been hours and I can't beat him.

Hufflepuff : Yes sure ! Hold on a sec.

Gryffindor *whispering* : Wtf Sly you already beat him twice on my switch ...

Slytherin *whispering too* : She was sad I beat her earlier, I want to cheer her up by helping me.

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin : I'm an human garbage. I deserve to die...

Hufflepuff : WHAT THE... EXCUSE ME ??

Slytherin : I forgive you.

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin : C'mon Gryff, stop being so dramatic. I never said "I don't like Gryff"

Gryffindor : Ofc you said it !

Slytherin : No, I said "I hate that red bitch" not quite same.

[lystheslytherin]

Hufflepuff : Me as an Hufflepuff, I will always respect other opinions. I'm tolerant and...

Muggle passing by : Slytherin are all deatheathers.

Hufflepuff : HOW DARE YOU, YOU ROTTEN NUGGET, I WILL COOK YOUR ASS AND PET YOUR DOG !

[lystheslytherin]

Slytherin : Why is Hufflepuff crying ?

Ravenclaw : McDonald's erased her favorite burger from the menu.

Slytherin : Oh my... She look devastated...

[lystheslytherin]

*Hufflepuff earing music with her earphone*

Slytherin : I love you Huff. You are the woman of my life, the one I'll marry someday. You are my sun, my moon, my light in the dark, you are my true soulmate.

Hufflepuff : *take her earphone out* Hm ? You where talking to me ?

Slytherin : Na just thinking out loud.

Hufflepuff : Oh ok ! Love you hun ! *Put her earphone back*

Slytherin : My god I love her so much...

This is a true picture of me and @sister-disasters