#slytherpost

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happy slytherin pride day ✰

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Heyyy hey heyyyyyyyyyy okay

SO YALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS VIRUS YEA??

I'mma just-

Okay, ik a lot of people are like "it's not a big deal it's just the flu" yea, maybe but it's so fucking contagious?? Like????

Anyway, I just want you guys to remember to keep safe and wash your hands regularly

Also! For my fellow trans peeps out there, please be careful while binding! This is a respitory virus and yeah

I love you all very much and I know I've been inactive but I want you all to stay safe and healthy 💖🤠

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Hufflepuffs often talk fast, or change the subject quickly. Not because they’re hyper, but because their brain is running so quickly that they’re just trying to get every thought out. These Hufflepuffs usually tend to interact through words.

Other times, Hufflepuffs won’t talk at all or are just really quiet. They feel like what they think doesn’t need to be heard, or that maybe it’s best to just keep it in. These Hufflepuffs tend to interact through actions.

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The Houses as my Friends

Hufflepuff: 

Constantly making body jokes about themselves

Has THE CUTEST LAUGH

The mom friend

Will give you sad looks if you don't eat your lunch

Gives you their animal crackers if you ask politely

“Oh no”

“Will you wait for me?”

Ravenclaw:

R E A L L Y   T A L L

Always there to help a Hufflepuff, but no one else

Deadly glares when you are acting stupid

Protect the puffs!

“That’s not how you do it”

“Yes, just come to me cause I’m smart. Good game plan”

Sarcastic 24/7

Gryffindor:

Fights

Hair flips 24/7

“How the fuck do I do this?”

Their laughter is S O  L O U D

Always has food stuffed somewhere and will always give you some if you ask

“I wonder what will happen if I put hot glue on my hand” “D O N T”

Trustworthy, though sometimes make you fear them

Slytherin:

Steals your homework to copy

“Forget this”

Always gives you a sly look if you look at them

Multiple boyfriends/girlfriends

Calls everyone but their friends a brat

“Shit! I dropped my fucking stupid ass chip”

Always curses

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Hey! Just a reminder that you’re loved and believed in! Keep your head high and that smile bright! You’re here for a reason and whatever you may be going through will pass! Don’t forget to talk about what’s on your mind!! With lots of love, have an amazing day!!

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Hey, this is Jaxton. So we don't post many serious things on this blog, but I'm asking you guys to listen. I don't know if you're religious or not, but please be praying for my little sister Zhavana. She's in the hospital at the moment. When they admitted her, her blood sugar was over 900 and she almost died. That was just last night. She's only 9. They had to life flight her to a different hospital and she's been freaking out. Again, please keep her in your prayers.

-Jaxton

Update: they got her sugar down to the 100s, thank God. She's going to be alright. I'm literally crying

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Gryffindor and Hufflepuff

Gryffindor: *Both are walking on the sidewalk* "What do you think Slytherin is doing right now?"

Hufflepuff: "Probably at the park bothering Ravenclaw while they try and read"

Gryffindor: "Probably haha, you know them so well"

Hufflepuff: "Well, actually, they are at the park bothering Ravenclaw while they read, look" *points at park where Slytherin is seen doing weird dances in front of Ravenclaw, who has a book*

Gryffindor: "Oh..."

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The houses on a sleepless night

Gryffindor: Making a lot of noise. Most likely playing wizards chess or exploding snaps by themselves. Constantly texting friends so they get random messages in the morning. Blaring music at full volume and dancing and singing loudly. Trying to watch a movie but gets bored and just starts the process all over again.

Ravenclaw: Watching TV. Reading a book. Surfing the web. Trying to find ways to fall asleep. Constantly referring to many home remedy books in the insomnia section. Trying to ignore Gryffindor’s texts, but accidentally clicks on one and has to reply. Tells them that they are going to bed when they really just go and text Hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff: Tries to stay snuggled in bed, but ends up going to the kitchen for some midnight snacks. Gets distracted by the fish tank cause the fish are hungry. Cats start to rub on their legs and they have to stop and pet them, duh! The dogs want cuddles, but only on the couch. Goes to the fridge for chocolate milk. Drinks almost the full gallon in one night. Finally just puts on a movie and sits on the couch, squished by all their animals and texting Ravenclaw back.

Slytherin: Just stays in bed until they fall asleep. Even when they can’t do that, they get up and work on old projects. Eventually, they find their way to the living room and ignores Gryffindor’s video calls. They pick up an interesting murder mystery and read it. Soon, they just take a sleeping pill.