smoker Eggman is so hot you don't understand, or maybe you do. I love how it's actually official too with more than one example. maybe not canon since it's not actually within a game for rating reasons likely, but it was in game concept art so it's really close to that actually
but I'd enjoy it a lot if I was sat between Eggman's legs on the floor while he's sitting on his throne all high and mighty above me, and he glares down at me with a smug grin while puffing on his cigar and then blows the smoke in my face and laughs when he makes me cough
and for him to pull me up onto the frame between his legs only to press his lips to mine and breathe it right into my mouth. so I suck the smoke from his lips in a deep kiss and blow it out and then fall and relax against him as I inevitably fall for his devilish charm 😍
