[shivering in a gold bikini and clutching a rifle] the punishment for blundering the artillery in the latest offensive was "nude night patrol" but i petitioned for mercy citing extenuating circumstances (a distracting amount of cleavage from senior command was on display) and they reduced the sentence to "underwear night patrol". mm? no these were provided for me. ehe. its really distracting thinking that this is regulation for all of the enlisted women













