#small joke

[putlockerdotgov]

there was a time we were lashed to the prow

of a ship you may board, but not steer

[starry-eyed-samantha]

It's that time of year

I stepped into a craft store and was smacked upside the face with Christmas trees and Christmas lights-

[everoutoftouch]

I can’t believe they’re ending the new l word. By that I mean a leage of their own.

[tlaquetzqui]

I bet your “Gothic” girlfriend umlauts her plural nouns and doesn’t inflect verbs for the dual number or morphological passive.

[tlaquetzqui]

The expression “that name is like ‘Smith’ over there”, of course, refers to common surnames, like Yamada in Japanese or Novak (spelled variously) in West and South Slavic societies.

But it’s always fun to say it about “Haddad” in Lebanon and “Atsidii” in the Navajo Nation. Because A, they are quite common surnames, but B, guess what they both mean.

[alighted-willow]

Me: *sits down*

Kira: Haha! *Jumps on my face*

Me: Love you, too, Kira.

[nidaimesenju]

/He won't reply to that. He will, however, give a saddened noise to discover that his fingers can't wrap around the wrist completely.

/Fingers will be wiggled.You might try both hands if it's that important. I assume the other wrist is similar, however.

[hopefulbutfrustrated]

still alive