Jan 23, 2021
Thrawn + Eli Vanto stress relief doodle ♥
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Thrawn + Eli Vanto stress relief doodle ♥
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Just because there are some big mistakes that I forgive you for and rather small the ones that I can't stand myself for, it doesn't mean I love you more than I love myself. I've just got higher expectations of myself
What’s the current exchange rate of a kilometer to pound?
Changes I would make to the human body:
Eyes that can see the full light spectrum, with swappable color cones like shrimps have, so we can mix and match the color palette of the world to our liking.
Adipose eyelids under our normal eyelids. So we can still kinda see in situations where we need our eyes shut
Large prehensile tail. No brainer, only ever useful. I think this should also help with posture problems.
Actually we should rework our whole leg and back situation to work more like kangaroos, because they actually have their whole bipedal shit together it seems like.
Chromataphores in skin, let us change colors whenever we want, only ever cool.
Retractable claws. Badass.
Cut off all contact between the mouth and the respiratory system. Having the food intake hole also be an air intake and outtake hole is stupid, we would never choke if they were separate. Instead, we would have two new nostrils on the side of our necks that can breathe without smelling and also make any noises we want like a lyre bird.
Protective films over the old nostrils and the new ones that function like medical masks. The only problem with this is sneezing and coughing, but with the protective film we'd never get anything in our lungs that isn't supposed to be there so it shouldn't be a problem.
Snouts, we're like the only mammal that doesn't have a snout and I think it makes us look dumb. It wouldn't be that dramatic of a snout, more like a monkey snout, so we can still flex our mouth muscles and stuff. But it should be a snout.
Only one biological sex. Binary sexes are dumb, we all know it. They've only ever caused problems. Everyone has a penis, everyone has boobs. Equal playing field.
Internal testes to remove the weak point. The uterus has been moved to the butthole. We already had a hole used for expelling solid things, I don't know why we decided babies should come out the other end.
On the subject. No more periods. Doesn't even need to be said.
Big floppy puppy dog ears. I just think it would be cute.
btw masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside
SMOKE 3 (THREE) PACKS A DAY LIKE A GOD DAMN COWBOY GRAZING IN A PASTURE OF FUCKING DEAD COWS ON SIBERIAN ANTHRAX GRAVEYARD ILL SELL YOUR ORGANS FOR $2 BUY MARLBORO OR A CAMEL OR A SOBRANIE FUCKIN SOBRANIE & DIE FROM LUNG/THROAT/BRIAN/THOUGHT CANCER FUCK EM ALL FUCK MY LIFE
