What goes on behind the scenes?
Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Sandalphon, Beez, Newt, Hastur, Ligur, Uriel, Dagon, Michael, Gabriel, misc characters 12 chapters; 43,684 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady. ~ Warming: (easily skippable) nsfw, illustrated, food/alcohol, unpleasant metaphors, mentioned abandonment/sexual harassment/animal excrement/urine, abusive/toxic family, manipulative behavior, exceedingly awkward situation, past death mentions, body thoughts/shame, brief violence, fire/arson, brief dream/mention plant harassment, jokes about (potential) prostitution