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This one really made me laugh, I enjoyed it a lot!

Good Omens: Anathema, Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Tracy/Margie, Shadwell, Agnes (mentioned) 2 chapters; 12,400 words. ~ Anathema needs assistance with a ritual. Specifically, she needs a demon's explicit assistance. The instructions are very clear. With pictures, even. She does know one demon, kind of. She's not sure if he'll go for it. But it's worth asking, if there's a chance of keeping everyone safe from divine and/or infernal retribution. Isn't it? ~ Warning: nsfw, food, brief alcohol mention, (brief!) mention of flaying/human sacrifice/smoking, some slurs (hoor/whore, hag), metaphysical injury/burns,

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What goes on behind the scenes?

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Sandalphon, Beez, Newt, Hastur, Ligur, Uriel, Dagon, Michael, Gabriel, misc characters 12 chapters; 43,684 words. ~ Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady. ~ Warming: (easily skippable) nsfw, illustrated, food/alcohol, unpleasant metaphors, mentioned abandonment/sexual harassment/animal excrement/urine, abusive/toxic family, manipulative behavior, exceedingly awkward situation, past death mentions, body thoughts/shame, brief violence, fire/arson, brief dream/mention plant harassment, jokes about (potential) prostitution

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The same phone conversation from two sides.

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Newt 2 chapters; 4,123 words. ~ Crowley makes a phone call. Anathema answers it. There's a bit more to it than that. ~ Warning: nsfw, (brief ) food, bodily injury, bruises, sub drop, mild non-con language (everything is consensual)

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Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war.

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Newt, Aaron (Gabriel), Beelzebub, Adam Young, misc characters 14 chapters; 70,595 words. ~ When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another. ~ Warning: nsfw, (brief!) mention of nazis, alcohol, sabotage, smoking (weed & tobacco), unsupportive family and related issues, funeral/death mention, fire, ~ Sequel available “Pretend to be Nice”

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This one is really cute, really sad, and really confusing. But worth it!

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Rose (OC), Anathema, Newt, Pepper, Adam Young, Wensleydale, Brian, Camille (OC), Jasper (OC), Gabriel, Dagon, Ms. Potts (Tracy), Sergeant Shadwell, Uriel, R. P. Tyler, Misc characters 5+ works; 18+ chapters; 124,500+ words. ~ you're second hand smoke, second hand smoke i breathe you in, but, honey, i don't know what you're doing to me mon chéri the year is 1990, and anthony crowley is looking for a church in london that might be tolerable. the one he winds up attending isn't exactly such, but he decides to stick around for one reason. said reason happens to own a bookshop that crowley begins to frequent, much to the surprise and delight of anathema device and newton pulsifer, who seem quite convinced that crowley could use something else to focus on besides gardening, their campaigns, and visits to tadfield. ~ Warning: nsfw, food/alcohol, smoking (cigarettes+weed), mentions of medication, sex/masturbation, religion and related topics, mind the tags, sickness and disability, overstepping of personal and professional boundaries, (brief!) chipped tooth, (brief!) misgendering, bloody nose, slurs and queer antagonism, addiction, (hypothetical!) mention of sex with a (sentient!) non-human entity, car crash mentioned, super awkward interactions, NDE/near-death-experience,

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Well, that's one way to get rid of a headache.

Good Omens: Newt, Anathema Single chapter; 1,385 words. ~ A blow job to take Newt’s mind off things. ~ Warning: nsfw, headaches

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Choofe Your Fates Wisely - OtterFi

It starts, as it will end, with a fire.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30416961

Good Omens: Anathema, Newt, misc characters Single chapter; 506 words. ~ The thing about being a Descendant (particularly the fated or professional types) is that you don't need to make plans. So, what happens when the plans are over? ~ Warning: canon deaths mentioned

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The Witch of Jasmine Cottage - DandelionDrabbles

Aw it’s cute! I want more Newt/Anathema AUs!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42426456

Good Omens: Newt/Newton, Anathema, Single chapter; 800 words. ~ Rumors clustered, thick and uncanny, around the Witch of Jasmine Cottage. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, uncomfortable hypotheticals