#smokey machine

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

❝ As a failure, I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life. ❞

“Riiiight. You. A failure. You say as you’re livin’ it up on Cybertron with all the war trophies you’s can dream of, and I’m stuck on a mudball without a job and scrapin’ for food. You’re really sufferin’. I can tell.”

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

☠ ". . . You're a big Decepticon, and you could stomp me to bits . . ." >.>;

“You got that right.”

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

@Diavolo Favorite memories of Thunderhoof when he was a little one?

Diavolo

Oh, oh! When Hoof was just gettin’ his antlers in.

I saw’s him growin’ in little nubs, and I thought--I gotta teach him how to ram into stuff, yeah? That’s what ya do with moosecon’s, teach ‘em how to charge? I tells him “Just run right into me. Ram your old Pops right into his big head.” My brother is tellin’ me it ain’t a good idea, Thunderhoof’s tellin’ me it ain’t a good idea. I says frag it, just do it already.

Kid charges at me and next thing I know I’m knocked out cold, got a big dent in my helm outta it.

It was hilarious.

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

(Star Shape) "Hey Thunderhoof . . . what do you think of having your own kids?"

“No.”

[cybertronian-awols-blog]

:I hope I got the right comm frequency . . . Hello? Is this Cyclonus?: Smokescreen fidgeted a bit, nervous and a bit apprehensive. Elika mentioned this Cyclonus time to time, bit he'd yet to meet him.

The jet blinked at the frequency and listened to the hesitant messaging coming from it. He narrowed his optics in wonder of who this was….

::It is….. might I inquire who you are?::

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

Dear future me . . .

Dear Me,

You better have your empire back up or else I’m traveling ahead in time and kicking your aft.